Charlie Bradbury quotes from Supernatural

Charlie

Why didn't you kill him?!

Sam

Because we can't.. yet.

Charlie

The really evil ones always need a special sword.

Charlie

I left your dumb flask in the back seat by the way, worst good luck charm ever!

Dean

[hands her bag] Here you go.

Charlie

Thanks.

Sam

So listen, we can't thank you enough...

Charlie

Actually you can. Never contact me again...like ever. Deal?

Sam

Deal.

Dean

Keep your head down there okay?

Charlie

This ain't the first time I disappeared. [Sam and Dean give her a confused look]

Charlie

You think my name is really Charlie Bradbury? Please. So...good luck saving the world. Peace out, Bitches.

Sam

But the medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.

The porn star?

Sam

The poison.

Dean

I'm noticing a lot of these maidens are checking you out.

Charlie

What? I can't shut this down. It's good to be the queen.

Charlie

I love you.

Dean

I know.

Charlie

No, you don't understand- you don't understand! I was at this sleepover and I got scared, so... I called my parents to come and get me. They should never have been driving that night.

Dean

It wasn't your fault.

Charlie

I just want to tell her that I'm sorry- and just have her hear it again. I just need her to hear that one more time. But she can't, she-she can't.

Dean

I know. Believe me, I know.

Charlie

Holy crap! The first case investigated in this bunker involved Dorothy. She and the witch came into this room, and they never came out. This will never stop blowing my mind!

Dean

Okay, pace yourself, Toto.

Charlie

(looking at the first edition of Voluptuous Asian Lovelies) You keep your porn meticulously organized, but not--

Dean

Don't judge me.

Charlie

[Comes back to life up after being dead] Merry christmas.

Dean

Charlie?

Charlie

[looks over at Dean] Uh. Hey, I know you.

Dean

I told you to stay in the dungeon.

Charlie

[Chuckles] Bet you say that to all the girls.

Charlie

We are going to fix this. I'm not letting what happened to me happen to you.

Dean

But it's already happened.

Sam

Cain found a way to live with it.

Dean

Yeah, after centuries of murder.

Charlie

Yeah well, there's one thing you have that he didn't. You're a Winchester. I forgive you Dean.

Dean

Yeah well, I don't.

Charlie

I know, kinda your move. How's that working out for you?

Dean

I'm so sorry kiddo.

Charlie

Then prove it.

Sam

Until what? Tell me. Until what, Dean? Until I watch you become a demon again, until then? I can't do that, I won't do that.

Dean

Well then you'll just have to lock me up, bind me to the Bunker like you did last time.

Charlie

That doesn't solve anything.

Sam

Look jut let us translate the book, okay. if there is a cure we'll do it and deal with the consequences later. I can't lose you!

Dean

Really?

Sam

Yeah really.

Dean

You change your mind on that 'cause that's not what you said last time.

Sam

Come on man, you know I didn't mean-

Dean

This is my cross to bear Sam, mine. And that book is not the answer, now we gotta destroy it before it falls into the wrong hands, and that includes me!

Charlie

You know, I haven't been a hunter for very long, but it feels like this is the life. Mostly ends in Sophie's Choices, death, or tears. Usually all of the above, huh?

Charlie

How did this become my life? I mean, I was gonna own my own start up, marry ScarJo, invent something cool. Now, I'm just... I'm just happy to be alive.

Sam

You know, when Dean came to get me at school, I-I told myself... One last job, you know? One more job. And then when -- when I, um... When I lost Jess.. I, again, told myself, one more job. There's always one more job, you know? And one more job and one more job, and then I was gonna go back to law and -- and to my life.

Charlie

You were the Dread Pirate Roberts of hunting.

Sam

[Chuckles] Yeah. I guess I really understand now that... This is my life. I love it. But I can't do it.. without my brother. I don't want to do it without my brother. And if he's gone, then I don't...

Charlie

Do you think you could do anything about my carpal tunnel? [He places two fingers to her forehead] Is that it?

Castiel

Your carpal tunnel and your bullet wound are now healed. You may want to continue wearing your wrist brace at night though.

Charlie

[Punching his shoulder] Did we just become best friends?

Charlie

[On the phone to Sam] They think I have the book.

Sam

If you have the book give it to them.

Dean

Charlie has the damn Book of the Damned?!

Charlie

No, I don't have it. I just -- I I just -- I have my notes.

Sam

Then give them your notes, Charlie! Give them the code -- whatever they want!

Dean

[Taking the phone from Sam] Charlie, I don't know what the hell is going on, but you need to listen to me. Give whoever that is whatever they want. You understand? Charlie?!

Charlie

I can't do that, Dean.