Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

What are you doing?

Dean

What's it look like I'm doing?

Sam

Like you're looking for a job.

Dean

Yahtzee.

Dean

You know, I felt for those sons of bitches back there. Lifelong torture turns you into something like that.

Sam

You were in Hell, Dean. But maybe you did what you did there... but you're not them. They were barely human.

Dean

No, you're right. I wasn't like them. I was worse. They were animals, Sam. Defending territory. Me? I did it for the sheer pleasure.

Sam

What?

Dean

I enjoyed it, Sam. They took me off the rack, and I tortured souls, and I liked it. All those years; all that pain. Finally getting to deal some out yourself... I didn't care who they put in front of me, because that-that pain I felt, it just slipped away. No matter how many people I save, I can't change that. I can't fill this hole. Not ever.

Dean

I can't believe people actually fall for that crap.

Sam

It's not all crap.

Dean

What part of that was not a steaming pile of B.S.?

Sam

Okay, that was crap but that's not all magicians. It takes skill.

Dean

Oh, right, right, I forgot. You were actually into this stuff, weren't you? I mean, you had like a deck of cards and a wand?

Sam

Dude, I was thirteen. It was a phase.

Sam

Do you think we will?

Dean

What?

Sam

Die before we get old.

Dean

Haven't we both already?

Sam

You know what I mean, Dean. I mean, do you think we'll still be chasing demons when we're 60.

Dean

No. I think we'll be dead. For good. Why, do you want to end up like... like Travis, hm? Or Gordon, maybe?

Sam

There's Bobby.

Dean

Oh, yeah, there's a poster child for growing old gracefully.

Dean

Yeah, it's time we had a little chat with Jay. Any luck tailin' him?

Sam

He slipped me.

Dean

He's a sixty-year-old.

Sam

He's a magician.

Sam Winchester, still a bully. You, you jocks, you popular kids. You always thought you were better than everybody else. To you, I was just "Dirk the Jerk" right? Now you evil sons of bitches are going to get what's coming to you.

Sam

I'm not evil, Dirk. I'm not. And neither were you. Trust me, I've seen real evil. We were scared and miserable and we took it out on each other. Us and everybody else, that's high school. But you suffer through that, and it gets better. I'm just sorry you didn't get a chance to see that.

Sam

I just talked to Bobby. We officially have a theory.

Dean

What's that?

Sam

Siren.

Dean

Like Greek myth siren? The Odyssey? Hey, I read.

Dean

What the hell am I supposed to do with him?

Sam

Just take him to the strip club, keep an eye out for the siren. Come on, Dean. Just, just focus on the naked girls. You'll forget he's even there.

Dean

I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it for the girls.

Dean's all mine.

Sam

You poisoned him.

Nah, I gave him what he needed. And it wasn't some bitch in a G-string. It was you. A little brother that looked up to him. That he could trust. And now he loves me. He'd do anything for me.

Dean

Well, I dunno when it happened. Maybe when I was in Hell. Maybe when I was starin' right at you. But the Sam I knew; he's gone.

Sam

That so.

Dean

And it's not the demon blood or the psychic crap... it's the little stuff. The lies. The secrets.

Sam

Oh yeah, what secrets?

Dean

Your phone calls to Ruby, for one.

Sam

So I need your say-so to make a phone call?

Dean

That's the point. You're hiding things from me. What else aren't you telling me?

Sam

None of your business.

Dean

See what I mean? We used to be in this together. We used to have each other's backs!

Sam

Okay, fine, you wanna know why I didn't tell you about Ruby? And how we're hunting down Lilith? Because you're too weak to go after her, Dean. You're holding me back. I'm a better hunter than you are. Stronger, smarter; I can take out demons you're too scared to go near.

Dean

That's crap.

Sam

You're too busy sitting around feeling sorry for yourself, whining about all the souls you tortured in Hell, boo-hoo. [The brothers start to fight] You're not standin' in my way, anymore!

Sam

Dean, look, you know I didn't mean the things I said back there, right? That it was just the Siren's spell talking?

Dean

Of course. Me, too.

Sam

Okay. So... so we're good?

Dean

Yeah, we're good.

Sam

What?

Dean

This job is jacked that's what.

Sam

How so?

Dean

You want me to gank a monster or torch a corpse, hey, lets light it up, right? Bu- But this? If we fix whatever this is, people are going to start dropping dead. Good people.

Sam

Look, I-I don't want them to die either, Dean, but there's a... natural order.

Dean

You're kidding right?

Sam

[laughing] What?

Dean

You don't see the irony in that? I mean, you and me, we're like the poster boys of the unnatural order. All we do is ditch death.

Sam

Yeah, but the normal rules don't really apply to us. Do they?

Dean

We're no different than anybody else.

Sam

I'm infected with demon blood. You've been to Hell. Look, I know you want to think of yourself as Joe the Plumber, Dean, but you're not. Neither am I. The sooner you accept that the better off you're gonna be.

Dean

Joe the Plumber was a douche.

You're stronger, Sam. You've been soloflexing with your little slut.

Sam

You have no idea.

I can't even begin to tell you how crazy you two are.

Sam

Well, Pamela, you are a sight for sore eyes.

[laughs] Ah, that's sweet, Grumpy. What do you say to deaf people?

Sam

Can I ask you a question?

Dean

Look, man, I told you, I'm not into the, uh...

Sam

Oh dude, come on, I'm not either. I just wanna ask you one question.