Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

You know, she could be faking.

Sam

Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? [Dean nods] Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Dean

Feels good to get back in the saddle, doesn't it?

Sam

Yeah. Yeah, it does. But it doesn't change what we talked about last night, Dean.

Dean

[evasive] We talked about a lotta things last night.

Sam

You know what I mean.

Dean

You were wasted.

Sam

But you weren't. And you promised.

Dean

Frigging cops.

Sam

They're just doing their job.

Dean

No, they're doing our job. Only they don't know it, so they suck at it.

Dean

Man, that has got to be the kicker, straight up. I mean, you tell that poor son of a bitch that - - Wh-what did you say? Remand the tapes that he copied? Classified evidence of an ongoing investigation? That's messed up.

Sam

What, are you pissed at me or something?

Dean

No, I just think it's a little creepy how good of a fed you are. I mean come on, we could've at least thrown the guy a bone. He did some pretty good legwork here.

Sam

[laugh] Mandroid?

Dean

Except for the mandroid part. I liked him. He's not that different from you and me. People think we're crazy.

Sam

Yeah, except he's not a hunter Dean. He's just a guy who stumbled onto something real. If he were to go up against this, he'd get torn apart. Better to stay in the dark and stay alive.

Dean

Yeah, I guess.

Sam

So, no disturbances lately?

You mean am I stark raving cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

Dean

You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they they ride on silver moonbeams, and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!

Sam

Wait. There's no such thing as unicorns?

Dean

That's cute. I'm just saying, man, there’s some legends that you just... you file under "Bull Crap".

Sam

And you got angels on the "Bull Crap" list?

Dean

Yep.

Sam

Why?

Dean

Because I've never seen one.

Sam

So what?

Dean

So, I believe in what I can see.

Sam

Dean, you and I have seen things most people couldn't even dream about.

Dean

Exactly, with our own eyes. That's hard proof, okay? But in all this time, I have never seen anything that looks like an angel. And don't you think that if they existed, that we would have crossed paths with them, or at least know someone that crossed paths with them? No. This is a demon or a spirit. You know? They find people a few fries short of a Happy Meal and they trick 'em into killing these randoms.

Dean

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by hooker from God. HA!

Sam

I'm laughing on the inside.

Dean

Look, I'll admit, I'm a bit of a skeptic. But since when are you all Mr. 700 Club? No, seriously, from the get-go, you've been willing to buy this angel crap, man. What's next, you're going to start praying every day?

Sam

I do.

Dean

What?

Sam

I do pray every day. I have for a long time.

Dean

Things you learn about a guy.

Sam

Dean, the angel hasn't been wrong yet! Someone's gonna do something awful, and I can stop it!

Dean

You know, you're supposed to be bad, too, Sam. Maybe, maybe I should just stop you right now.

Sam

You know what, Dean, I don't understand! Why can't you even consider the possibility?

Dean

What, that this is an angel?

Sam

Yes! Maybe we're hunting an angel here, and we should stop! Maybe this is God's will!

Dean

Okay, all right. You know what? I get it. You've got faith. That's - hey, good for you. I'm sure it makes things easier. I'll tell you who else had faith like that –- Mom. She used to tell me when she'd tuck me in that angels were watching over us. In fact, that was the last thing she ever said to me.

Sam

You never told me that.

Dean

What's to tell? She was wrong. There was nothing protecting her. There's no higher power, there's no God. There's just chaos and violence and random, unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere. It rips you to shreds. So, you want me to believe in this stuff? I'm gonna need to see some hard proof. You got any?

Sam

What'd you find out?

Dean

You checked in two days ago under the name Richard Sambora. Of course, I think the scariest part about this whole thing is the fact that you're a Bon Jovi fan.

Dean

Sam!

Sam

I begged you to stop me, Dean!

Dean

Put the knife down, damn it!

Sam

I told you, I can't fight it! My head feels like it's on fire, all right?! Dean, kill me, or I'm gonna kill her! Please! You'd be doing me a favor. Shoot me. Shoot me! [Dean pauses a long time, ready to shoot.]

Dean

No, Sammy, come on. [He lowers the gun.]

Sam

What the hell's wrong with you, Dean? Are you that scared of being alone that you'd rather let Jo die?!

Sam

No matter what I did, you wouldn't shoot.

Dean

It was the right move, Sam. It wasn't you.

Sam

Yeah, this time. What about next time?

Dean

Sam, when Dad told me... that I might have to kill you, it was only if I couldn't save you. Now, if it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna save you.

Dean

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... hold on a minute!!

Sam

What?

Dean

C'mon, dude, that's not how it happened!

Sam

No? So you never drank a purple nurple?

Dean

Yeah maybe that, but I don't say things like "feisty little wildcat" and her name wasn't Starla.

Sam

Then what was it?

Dean

[pauses] I don't know... but she was a classy chick. She was a grad student. Anthropology and folklore. We were talking about local ghost stories.

Bobby

You're bickering like an old married couple.

Dean

No, see, married couples can get divorced. Me and him? We're like, uh, Siamese twins.

Sam

[angry] It's conjoined twins.

Dean

See what I mean?

Sam

Dude... were you on my computer?

Dean

No.

Sam

Oh really? 'Cause it's frozen now, on, uh, bustyasianbeauties.com? [Dean says nothing] Dean! Would you just –- don't touch my stuff anymore, okay?

Dean

Why don't you control your OCD?