Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

Something is wrong with you, Dean. And until we figure out what, this is where you have to stay.

Dean

And you two are gonna do what? Take on Metatron yourselves? That's smart. Oh, no, wait. No, you... [motions to Castiel] you lost your Angel army. And you... [motions to Sam] now you're trying to lock up the one guy who has a shot at killing the son of a bitch?! Hell of a plan, fellas!

Dean

What the hell's happening to me, you son of a bitch?

Crowley

Liquor before beer, bad taco? How should I know?

Crowley

You never get tired of the rat race? Never get the urge to just...bugger off and howl at the moon? Never ask yourself, "is this it? Is this all there is?" I kicked human blood, you know.

Dean

Oh, so you're full-metal douche again. Well, that's fantastic. Would you like a stuffed bear?

Dean

How's hell, Crowley?

Crowley

Hell's fine. Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about hell. Hell's complicated.

Dean

"Game of Thrones" is complicated. Shower sex... that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. Your problem ain't hell. It's you.

Crowley

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not gonna eat your food?

Dean

Not hungry.

Crowley

Excuse me! I'm not exactly demon minion number three here. As the kids say, I've got mad skills.

Dean

Look, I don't know what you expected here. Okay? I don't really care. But you wanted off the hamster wheel. Get off.

Crowley

Well, I guess I've been Winchestered.

Dean

You can save the humble pie Jesus routine for somebody who gives a damn.

Metatron

The problem with you Dean, is the cynicism. Always with the cynicism. But most people, even the real belly crawlers, living in filth, or Brentwood, they don't want to be cynical. They just want something to believe in.

Dean

And that'be you.

Metatron

Why not me?

Dean

You've been working those people outside for what, a day? And they've already spilled blood in your name. You're nothing but Bernie Madoff with wings.

Metatron

Ah, ah. So I'm a fake. Do you have any idea how much pancake make-up and soft lighting it took to get God to work a rope line? He hated it. And you know, humans sensed that. So they prayed harder and longer and fought more wars in His name. And for what?ǃ So they could die of malaria? Leukaemia? And all the while, blaming themselvesː "Oh, if only I'd been more prayerful, God would have loved meǃ God would have saved meǃ" You know what?ǃ God didn't even know their nameǃ But I do. Because I've walked among them, and I can save them.

Dean

Sure you can. So long as your mug is in every Bible, and "What would Metatron do?" is on every bumper.

Metatron

And? What, are you blaming me for giving them what they want? Giving them a brand they can believe in?

Dean

I'm blaming you for Kevinǃ I'm blaming you for taking Cas' Grace. Hell, I'm blaming you for the Cubs not winning the World Series in the last 100 freaking yearsǃ :[Showing the First Blade] Whatever it is, I'm blaming you.

Metatron

The First Blade. Nasty piece of work, isn't she? Ok, let's say you win, Dean, and I die. What's the world left with then, hmm? A herd of panty-waisted angels and you? Half out of your mind with lord knows what pumping through those veins?

Dean

You see, the only thing you've said that went in my ear was that you die.

Metatron

Oh, fine. We'll fight. I don't know what you expect is gonna come of all this. Unless... that's why you're stalling. Because you know nothing's gonna come of this unless your pals :[Gadreel and Castiel] succeed upstairs. Well, here's a newsflashː Humpty and Dumpty are starring in their very own version of "Locked Up Abroadː Heaven" right now.

Metatron

Wow, that big blade and that douchy tribal tat sure gave you some super juice. Whooǃ Okay...[They start fighting]

Sam

Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shut up. Shut up. Just save your energy, all right? Oh, man. We'll stop the bleeding. We'll... we'll get you a doctor or... or I'll find a spell. You're gonna be okay.

Dean

Listen to me. It's better this way.

Sam

What?!

Dean

[Gasping in pain] The Mark. It's making me into something I don't want to be.

Dean

I thought you were alright with this?

Sam

I lied.

Dean

Ain't that a bitch.

Dean

Sam. Hold up. Hold up... I gotta say something to you...

Sam

What?

Dean

[last words] I'm proud of us.

Crowley

Jerk.

Dean

Bitch.

Get a room you two.

Crowley

Had a room until you two soiled it.

Love you Crowley.

Crowley

Love you more sweetheart.

Anne Marie, jackass.

Crowley

Knew that.

Dean

You lied.

Crowley

Who do you think you're talking to here? Does the tin man have a sheet-metal Willy? Of course I lied.

Dean

I left you an open tab at the bar. Knock yourself out.

Cole

Well, hell, I just may take you up on that.

Dean

And who is this?

Cole

Me? Well, I'm karma, brother.

Dean

On my brother's phone?

Cole

On your brother's phone.

Dean

Is he dead?

Cole

No. Not yet. And as long as you show up where I tell you to show up, your brother will be just fine.

Dean

And how do I know he's still alive?

Cole

(holding the phone out to Sam) Speak.

Sam

[Sam looks at the phone heartbroken but doesn't say a word. Cole punches Sam in the face.] Aah!

Cole

Proof of life.

Sam

Dean!

Cole

Got a pen?

Dean

No, you listen to me. There's no trade. There's no meet-up. There's no nothing -- except the 100% guarantee that, somewhere down the road, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Cole

Well, that'll be a cold comfort to your dead brother.

Dean

I told him to let me go. So whatever jam he's in now, that is his problem.

Cole

Yeah, well, I'll be sure to pass that on to him as I'm slitting his throat.

Dean

Yeah, you do that, 'cause he knows me. And he knows damn sure that if I am one thing, I am a man of my word.

Dean

[To Bartender] Two shots here. He'll have something fancy, with your tiniest umbrella.

Crowley

So...How you been feeling? On edge? Pent-up? Unfulfilled?

Dean

You sound like a Viagra commercial. You know that, right?

Crowley

This isn't about...Little Dean. It's about the Mark. It changed you.

Dean

[flashing black eyes] I've noticed.

Crowley

And I know that you want to keep the party going. You want to have fun, fun, fun till daddy takes the black eyes away. The fact is...you need to kill now. Not want to, not choose to --need to.

[setting Dean's shots down and a cocktail in front of Crowley] There you go.

Crowley

[with a withering look] Danke. Face it, darling. You're an addict. Death is your drug. And you're gonna spend the rest of your life chasing that dragon.

Dean

So what are you gonna do, you gonna kill me?

Sam

No.

Dean

Why? You don't know what I've done, I might have it coming.

Sam

I don't care. Because you are my brother and I'm here to take you home.

Dean

You're my brother and I'm here to take you home. Ah, what is this a Lifetime movie, with your puppy dog eyes? Thanks Sammy, I needed that.