Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

What the hell happened?!

Dean

I was drugged.

Sam

Dru... what?

Dean

[still loopy and lying on his stomach] Pudding. It was supposed to be for the clients, but I couldn't resist.

Sam

[picks up the bowl and smells it] What, salted caramel?

Dean

Yeah, man. The best of both worlds ... salty and sweet.

Dean

[looking in the supplement bottle] These aren't "supplements", they're roofies.

Sam

What? How do you know what roofies look like?

Dean

How do you not know? You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub with my kidney carved out? In Chechnya?

Dean

You know, Sam, I saved your hide back there. And I saved your hide at that church... And the hospital. I may not think things all the way through. Okay? But what I do, I do because it's the right thing. I'd do it again.

Sam

And that... is the problem. You think you're my savior, my brother, the hero. You swoop in, and even when you mess up, you think what you're doing is worth it because you've convinced yourself you're doing more good than bad... But you're not... I mean, Kevin's dead, Crowley's in the wind. We're no closer to beating this angel thing. Please tell me, what is the upside of me being alive?

Dean

[shocked] You kidding me? You and me... fighting the good fight together.

Sam

Okay. Just once, be honest with me. You didn't save me for me. You did it for you.

Dean

[totally confused] What are you talkin' about?

Sam

I was ready to die. I was ready. I should have died, but you... You didn't want to be alone, and that's what all this boils down to. You can't stand the thought of being alone.

Dean

All right.

Sam

I'll give you this much. You are certainly willing to do the sacrificing as long as you're not the one being hurt.

Dean

All right, you want to be honest? If the situation were reversed and I was dying, you'd do the same thing.

Sam

No Dean, I wouldn’t. Same circumstances, I wouldn’t.

Dean

[On his phone] Crowley, it's Dean. Call me when you get this.

Sam

Really, Dean?

Dean

What?

Sam

That's your third unanswered voicemail. You ever think maybe he's just not that into you?

Sam

And you were ours. And we failed you. I --

Kevin

Sam. I know that wasn't you. Go put a blade in that asshat who possessed you and we'll call it square... Guys. Thank you.

Dean

You can thank us when we get you to heaven where you belong. Okay, until then, enjoy your time with your mom. The, uh, uninterrupted, 24/7, no-escape quality time.

Kevin

Dick. Hey, before I go... Will you guys promise me something?

Dean

Yeah.

Sam

Anything.

Kevin

Can you two... Get over it? Dudes, just 'cause you couldn't see me doesn't mean I couldn't see you. The drama, the fighting... It's stupid. My mom's taking home a ghost. You two... You're both still here.

Dean

You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman and you jumped off the shed 'cause you thought you could fly.

Sam

After you jumped first.

Dean

Hey, I was nine, and I was dressed up like superman, okay? Everybody knows that Batman can't fly.

Sam

[chuckling] Well, I didn't know that. I broke my arm.

Dean

[laughing] I know you did. Man, I drove you to the E.R. on my handlebars. Hm, good times.

Dean

He goes missing for weeks on end without a peep? Well, not one that makes sense, anyway. Listen to this.

Crowley

Dean. Um... [indecipherable ramblings]

Sam

Wait a second. Did he...Drunk-dial you?

Dean

Look at you. You're a mess. You know, we were counting on you. You let us down.

Sam

Your slimy followers were counting on you to kill Abaddon, and you let them down.

Dean

The man with all the mojo -- Captain Evil.

Sam

Oh, it's pathetic.

Crowley

What is this? An intervention?

Sam

You need to focus, Crowley. Get a grip!

Dean

What, you just gonna let Hell go to Hell?

Crowley

You don't know what it's like to be human!

Sam

[exasperated] What is Crowley doing?

Dean

Stealing candy.

Sam

He is ... he's ... he's stealing candy.

Dean

You know, at least when Cas was human, he was an okay guy. Should've known Crowley would be a douche version... [Shouting at Crowley] Hey. Hey! Cut it out, man! Image! You're the king of rotten. Act like it.

Dean

Well, you're looking good for a guy pushing...90?

Magnus

Well, thanks, sport. There's a spell for damn near everything.

Magnus

[Holding the First Blade] Should we fire it up? What do you say?

Dean

Go to hell.

Crowley

Last time we chitchatted, we agreed that you were gonna line up Carrot Top.

Dean

Yep, well...I'm on it.

Crowley

Unless Abaddon likes 10-cent wings, stale beer, and the clap, I doubt that she's here.

Sam

You were right.

Dean

About what?

Sam

Finding Abaddon ASAP. She's mining souls.

Dean

Why?

Sam

To create an army.

Castiel

[looking at the hotel room’s honor bar] Honor bar. What's honorable about a miniature bar in a motel room?

Dean

Everything.

Castiel

[With a smile] How are you, Dean?

Dean

[Monotone] I'm fine, Cas. How 'bout you?

Castiel

[wistfully] I miss my wings. Life on the road... smells.

Gadreel

So, he acts tough, and you show kindness. Is that how this works?

Dean

[his eyes dark] No. See, I don't care whether you talk. You're gonna pay for what you did to him...and Kevin.