Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Abaddon

I so appreciate you boys coming when I call. That's what I like most about you Winchesters. Obedient... and suicidally stupid. I like that, too.

Dean

We going to fight or make out, 'cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.

Dean

Look Zeke...I'm gonna call you Zeke

[Head tilt]

Dean

And even with Crowley here, this is the safest place there is. And we need you man.

Kevin

Because I'm useful.

Dean

Because you're family. After all the crap that we've been through, after all the good that we've done. Man, if you don't think that we would die for you, I don't know what to tell you. Because you, me, Sam and Cass - we are all we've got.

Dean

Sam... You here?

Sam

Hey, Morning.

Dean

You been outside already?

Sam

Yeah, Woke up went for a run, beautiful sunrise, anyways cleaned up, went and got breakfast, grabbed you bacon and eggs extra grease not even gonna argue.

Dean

Perfect

Dean

I think it'd be better if you take it easy and didn't act like you were...

...possessed by an angel? He does feel better, a work in progress of course, but I am slowly healing him.

Dean

That's great...umm but...

I have news, I've picked up chatter among the angels not all are wondering around in confusion.

Dean

Yeah some of them are after Cass.

There is a faction that is rapidly organizing and finding human vessels to contain them.

Dean

Lead by Naomi?

I have not heard that name no but it is this factions leadership that wants Castiel found, you see Dean I can be useful.

Dean

So can my brother so why don't you go check your email and if I need your help I'll let you know.

Dean...

Dean

...I said I'll let you know.

Sam

I mean Cass is human now, it's gonna take him a lot longer to travel

Dean

I'm gonna get whiplash.

Sam

What?

Dean

Nothing.

Oh, man, those poor guys were a mess. They must have suffered bad.. But at least now they're with angels.

Dean

I sure as hell hope not

Dean

Where does hedonism come into it?

Castiel

Well, my time with April was very educational.

Sam

Yeah. I mean, I would think being killed is something. [Chuckles]

Castiel

And having sex.

Dean

[Dean chokes on his food. Sam and Dean look surprised] You had sex with April?

Sam

Yeah, that would be where the hedonism comes in.

Dean

[to Sam] Shh

Castiel

[nods]

Dean

[Chuckles] So..Did you have protection?

Castiel

I had my angel blade.

Dean

oh- [turns to Sam] Oh, he had the angel blade.

Sam

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! S-spoilers. I haven't read all the books yet.

Dean

You're gonna read the books?

Sam

Yes, Dean. I like to read books -- you know, the ones without pictures.

Charlie

Holy crap! The first case investigated in this bunker involved Dorothy. She and the witch came into this room, and they never came out. This will never stop blowing my mind!

Dean

Okay, pace yourself, Toto.

Charlie

(looking at the first edition of Voluptuous Asian Lovelies) You keep your porn meticulously organized, but not--

Dean

Don't judge me.

Charlie

[Comes back to life up after being dead] Merry christmas.

Dean

Charlie?

Charlie

[looks over at Dean] Uh. Hey, I know you.

Dean

I told you to stay in the dungeon.

Charlie

[Chuckles] Bet you say that to all the girls.

Dean

Always knew I'd find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.

Sam

What's that smell?

Dean

Patchouli. Yeah, mixed with depression from meat deprivation.

Sam

Hmm.

Dean

Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.

Sam

Well, maybe if we can decipher the footnotes, then we can reverse the spell and...

Dean

Punt those winged dicks back to heaven.

Dean

Wow. So you went from fighting … heavenly battles to nuking taquitos?

Castiel

(nodding) Nachos too.

Dean

Hey, kid, what are you doing in here by yourself?

Fighting monsters.

Dean

What kind of monsters?

All sorts, with Bruce the monster smasher. (He holds up his action figure doll.)

Dean

Hm. Is that a cape? Little impractical for smashing monsters, huh? You know, you could choke—

Dean

(chuckles slightly) I bet you do. (holds out his hand) I'm Dean.

Timmy. (shakes hand)

Dean

Let's try that again. If you're gonna be a man, you got to learn how to shake like one, okay? So give me your best Kung Fu grip. Good. (They shake again.) Now look me straight in the eye. Let me know that you mean business. Shake as hard as you can. (Shake again.) That's it. You shake like that, you'll be all right.