Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

Well, I'll tell you one thing. We're lucky we had Dad.

Dean

I never thought I'd hear you say that.

Sam

Well, he could've gone a whole 'nother way after Mom. A little more tequila, a little less demon-hunting, and we would've had Max's childhood. All things considered, we turned out okay — thanks to him.

Dean

All things considered.

Sam

Aren't you worried, man; aren't you worried that I could turn into Max or something?

Dean

Nope. No way. You know why?

Sam

No. Why?

Dean

'Cause you've got one advantage that Max didn't have.

Sam

Dad? Because Dad's not here, Dean.

Dean

No. Me. [smiles] As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.

Sam

Where?

Dean

Vegas. [Sam 'harrumphs', walks out] What? Come on, man! Craps table? We'd clean up!

So, Gregory.

Dean

Yeah.

I ran your badge number. It's routine when we're working a case with State Police, for accounting purposes and what have you.

Dean

Mmhmm.

And, uh, they just got back to me... says here your badge was stolen. And there's a picture of you. [turns screen towards Dean, on which there is a picture of a portly, black police officer]

Dean

[long silence] I lost some weight. And I got that Michael Jackson skin disease.

Pa Bender

But the best hunt is human. Oh, there's nothin' like it. Holdin' their life in your hands. Seein' the fear in their eyes just before they go dark. Makes you feel powerful alive.

Dean

You're a sick puppy.

Pa Bender

Tell me, any other cops gonna come lookin' for you?

Dean

Eat me. Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait — you actually might.

Dean

Don't ever do that again.

Sam

Do what?

Dean

Go missing like that.

Sam

You were worried about me!

Dean

All I'm saying, you vanish like that again, I'm not looking for you.

Sam

Sure you won't.

Dean

I'm not.

Sam

So, you got sidelined by a thirteen-year-old girl, huh?

Dean

Oh, shut up.

Sam

I'm just saying, getting a little rusty there, kiddo?

Dean

Shut up!

Dean

I talked to the bartender.

Sam

Did you get anything.... besides her number?

Dean

Dude, I'm a professional. I'm offended that you would think that. [smiles and chuckles as he displays a napkin with her phone number] ...All right.

Sam

You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean?

Sam

Look, I'm just saying, that there's something about this girl that I can't quite put my finger on.

Dean

But I bet you'd like to. Maybe she's not a suspect, maybe... maybe you've got a thing for her, huh? Maybe you're thinking a little too much with your upstairs brain, huh?

Dean

What are you gonna do?

Sam

I'm gonna watch Meg.

Dean

[laughing] Yeah, you are.

Sam

I just wanna see what's what. Better safe than sorry.

Dean

All right, you little pervert.

Sam

Dude.

Dean

I'm goin', I'm goin'.

Dean

You wanna go back to school?

Sam

Yeah, once we're done with the huntin' the thing.

Dean

Huh.

Sam

Why, is there somethin' wrong with that?

Dean

No. No, it's, uh, great. Good for you.

Sam

I mean, what are you gonna do when it's all over?

Dean

It's never gonna be over. There's gonna be others. There's always gonna be somethin' to hunt.

Sam

But there's got to be somethin' that you want for yourself—

Dean

Yeah, I don't want you to leave the second this thing's over, Sam.

Sam

Dude, what's your problem?

Dean

Why do you think I drag you everywhere? Huh? I mean, why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place?

Sam

'Cause Dad was in trouble. 'Cause you wanted to find the thing that killed Mom.

Dean

Yes, that; but it's more than that, man. You, me, and Dad. I want us to be... be together again. To be a family again.

Sam

Dean. We are a family. I'd do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before.

Dean

Could be.

Sam

I don't want them to be. I'm not going to live this life forever. Dean, when this is all over, you're gonna have to let me go my own way.

Dean

Hey, Sam...?

Sam

Hmm?

Dean

Next time you want to get laid... find a girl that's not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?

Dean

Oh, what's the matter, Sammy, you afraid you gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again, huh?

Sam

All right. Just remember, you started it.

Dean

Oh, bring it on, baldy.

Sam

And after his time, too. The reversed cross has been used by Satanists for centuries, but this sigil of sulfur didn't show up in San Francisco until the sixties.

Dean

[looks at Sam strangely] This is exactly why you never get laid.

Dean

What happened?

Couple of cops say that poor girl hung herself in the house.

Sam

Suicide?

Yeah. But she was a straight-A student. And a full ride to UT, too. It just don't make sense. [walks off]

Sam

What are you thinking?

Dean

I'm think maybe we missed something.

Dean

[laughing] Wow.

Sam

I have a confession to make.

Dean

What's that?

Sam

I, uh, I was the one who called them and told them I was a producer. [both laugh]

Dean

Well, I'm the one who put the dead fish in their back seat.

Sam

Truce?

Dean

Yeah, truce... at least for the next hundred miles.