This could be the year of the beard.
I hear voices in my head...
Oh my God. Oh my God!
You've gotta be kidding me.
Mr. Money in the Bank, Randy Orton, briefcase and contract in tow.
Randy Orton's gonna cash in.
[Randy stops before ringside]
Is Randy Orton gonna ruin Bryan's moment? [Randy holds the briefcase up, takes a few steps toward the ring...] The Champ not backing down. [...then turns around and walks back] And Randy Orton with a little message, just a little reminder to the WWE Champion.
Yeah. "I'm still here."
[as Randy stops halfway up and turns around] YES!
[chanting] YES!
Wait a minute.
[Triple H turns Daniel around, kicks him in the gut...]
Oh my God! OH MY GOD!
What are you doing?!
What the hell?! [...and Pedigrees him. Randy enters the ring and hands the briefcase to Triple H.] Oh my God, no. Oh my God, no! Hunter, what are you doing?!
[handing the briefcase to the announcer] Ring the bell now. Ring it.
Hunter, what are you doing? This match is underway. Bryan's out cold. [Randy turns Daniel onto his back and covers him.] Randy Orton...[Triple H counts to three, with the crowd counting alongside him] Randy Orton has cashed in Money in the Bank. Randy Orton is a seven-time WWE Champion.
The winner of this match and NEW WWE Champion: Randy Orton!
Oh my God! Triple H, wha...?
What the hell just happened?
[struggling to say it] It just isn't real.
Talk about a damper on the party. This is the damnedest SummerSlam I've ever seen.
You've gotta be kidding me.
You can't help but feel bad for Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan...Daniel Bryan.
Well, you know what, guys? Look at it this way—Mr. McMahon just got his wish. He didn't want Cena to be Champion, and he sure as hell didn't want Daniel Bryan to be Champion.
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