You think a lot of people come in here and take a piss?
Maybe someone spilled something.
Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice sculpture I forgot about melted. It's urine.
This isn't a false flag, is it? Did you piss on your own floor?
Why are you looking like that? W-what if people knew? Gerri, you gotta talk to him.
What do you want me to say?
Well, first tell him where to go pee pee and poo poo.
He came in, he was talking to Stewy. What's he gonna do next, start jizzing in my coffee? Take a dump on my iPad?
Jesus, Roman, you're a walking fucking lawsuit.
Excuse me? Canada? Canada, with the healthcare and the ennui? Why's that, cocksock?
Um... I'm driving my grandpa down for Thanksgiving.
Oh, Greg, fuck your grandpa.
Okay, you're on, you're on speakerphone, Tom.
[long pause] Well, I shouldn't be, Greg.
I went to the market and I bought a crack pipe...
[everyone groans]
No? All right. I went to the market and I bought a gimp suit.
This whole family is a nest of vipers. They'll wrap themselves around you, and they'll suffocate you.
I'm pretty sure...[elevator door closes] I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors.
And I'm thankful that I am going to be marrying into one of the most vital and interesting and kind and loving families in the world.
Are you not going to be marrying Shiv anymore?
Sure. Wasn't he one of the seven dwarves? No?
Oh, he's a rapper. He was in Wu-Tang?
Look, here's the thing about being rich. Okay? It's fucking great. Okay? It's like being a superhero, only better. You get to do what you want, the authorities can't really touch you, you get to wear a costume, but it's designed by Armani, and it doesn't make you look like a prick.
Two-- This is 2,000 buck-- bucks a pop.
No reason! We're being totally ripped off!
That was your best shot. You lost.
Is it wise to fire the board with the share price this weak, heading into a political fight?
Take it like a fucking man. You're out. You're fucked. You tried to kill me, but you failed. And you're dead. Now, fuck off!
Can I count on your vote for team future?
SH Stewy Hosseini
I can promise you that I am spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.
This family's broken. And that has consequences. A missed phone call today, a couple dozen kids lose their jobs in China. Butterfly wings, but bigger, huge wings. Like a pterodactyl, or the Smithsonian. So...[raises glass in toast] ...let's fix our wings.
So what happened with the fake therapy? Any pretend breakthroughs? Any good performances?
Nothing. Our therapist died.
He smashed his teeth out in the pool.
Freud would have had a field day.
SH Stewy Hosseini
This is a family business... but the family is fucked and it's hurting the stock.
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