You sure it was him?
You think a lot of people come in here and take a piss?
Maybe someone spilled something.
Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice sculpture I forgot about melted. It's urine.
This isn't a false flag, is it? Did you piss on your own floor?
Why are you looking like that? W-what if people knew? Gerri, you gotta talk to him.
What do you want me to say?
Well, first tell him where to go pee pee and poo poo.
He came in, he was talking to Stewy. What's he gonna do next, start jizzing in my coffee? Take a dump on my iPad?
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