Shiv Roy quotes from Succession

Shiv Roy

Come on in.

Greg Hirsch

Yeah.

Greg Hirsch

So...

Shiv Roy

Yeah, just wanted to check in. You know? It's been busy. So...

Greg Hirsch

Right. Yeah, on election day.

Shiv Roy

Yeah. Yeah. So, how was your night, last night, with Lukas?

Greg Hirsch

Shiv, I... I went for a drink with him. That-- that's not my fault.

Shiv Roy

Uh-huh. Do you find me attractive, Gregory?

Greg Hirsch

I don't th... think of things such as that.

Shiv Roy

Oh. Oh, I thought you were a "disgusting brother." Is that-- was that too disgusting for you?

Greg Hirsch

This is not appropriate. [chuckles] It's...

Shiv Roy

Uh-huh.

Greg Hirsch

Yeah, I, uh... I'm... Sorry, I don't--

Shiv Roy

'Cause I'm just letting you know... that if you try to fuck me... I'll kill you. Mm-hmm?

Greg Hirsch

Mm-hmm, got it. Got it. Sorry, yeah. I guess my-- my only question... would be, if-- if anything did come to pass, in terms of you and he... you know, silence is golden.

Shiv Roy

Hmm.

Greg Hirsch

Like how golden?

Shiv Roy

Uh-huh.

Greg Hirsch

Is there an offer?

Shiv Roy

Yeah. Uh, yeah. How about I offer for you to keep all your internal organs on your insides rather than I pull them out your asshole? [opens door] Go on. You're lumber. Keep your snout out.

Roman Roy

How was that call? What'd you get? Whole bunch of not much?

Kendall Roy

Really?

Shiv Roy

What?

Kendall Roy

"I think you're a good guy"?

Shiv Roy

Uh, well... [scoffs] I found it hard to get Nate, so I summarized some impressions.

Kendall Roy

Oh, right, right, right. Smart. Really good, Shiv. But you lied.

Shiv Roy

Oh... [mumbles]

Kendall Roy

Right? She didn't get anything from Nate.

Roman Roy

Really?

Kendall Roy

She didn't speak to Nate. And she's in with Matsson.

Shiv Roy

Mm...

Roman Roy

Sorry, what?

Shiv Roy

No, I... [scoffs] No. No. I-- I-- I-- I did what we all agreed to, that I got close to him so that I could help--

Kendall Roy

Shiv's fucking us. Right--

Roman Roy

Wow!

Kendall Roy

Right, Shivy?

Shiv Roy

No. No! No, no, no. I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I--

Kendall Roy

"I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I--"

Shiv Roy

...was...

Kendall Roy

I fucking asked you some real questions, Shiv. I wondered why you looked like a goose trying to shit a house brick, you piece of dirt.

Roman Roy

We just made a night of good TV. That's what we've done. Nothing happens.

Shiv Roy

Things do happen, Rome.