Lukas Matsson quotes from Succession

Lukas Matsson

All right, wake up, zombies! Time to activate. Come on! Phones! I wanna see some fucking phones!

Lukas Matsson

Jesus and his disciples. [points at Greg] Even-- Even Judas is in the room.

Lukas Matsson

Uh... [chuckles] Hey, guys. Uh... [sniffs] Are-- are you for real?

Kendall Roy

What?

Lukas Matsson

The movie. And what about these fucking press stories? [chuckles] Are you Scooby-Dooing me here? Is that where you went? Hanna-Barbera fucking business school? You're telling me the theme parks are haunted, your big movie is shitty? Are you tanking the deal?

Kendall Roy

No, man.

Roman Roy

No.

Kendall Roy

No. We're just being open.

Roman Roy

Hey, I was just thinking. Do you remember when you asked me when my dad was gonna die?

Lukas Matsson

Yeah, that was a joke, Roman.

Roman Roy

Uh-huh. You really couldn't push this a week, could you? You just couldn't like-- There was no part of you that could just be like, "Hey, let's reschedule and move this 'cause, you know, their dad just died and, you know." I mean, my sister's kinda-- She's fucked up about it, and my brother's a mess, and I'm fucking-- I'm gone. I'm like I'm on the fucking-- I'm dead. It's over for me. It's okay, it's fine. But you just drag us out here, you inhuman fucking dogman. You... Crazy.

Lukas Matsson

Easy, brother.

Roman Roy

You fucking killed him too. You're the one who did it. You just-- And you did. You drained the life out of him. You dragged this thing out for six fucking months, and then you bring us out here now. You couldn't wait like a few days. You actually couldn't do that for us. No idea, huh? God!

Lukas Matsson

This is good, Rome.

Roman Roy

Yeah, shut the fuck up, man. We're not selling to you. Okay? We're not doing that. We are gonna grind you down, man. We are sand in the gears. Every e-mail is gonna take like six months. We're all gonna spend hundreds of millions of dollars, and in the end, you're gonna get fucking bored and move on. It's not happening, okay?

Lukas Matsson

Really?

Roman Roy

Yeah. Yeah, I fucking hate you. And if you tell the board I said any of this, I'm just gonna say it was a negotiating tactic, and you know what? Maybe it is. But it's not. So fuck you.

Lukas Matsson

Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. You just fucked yourself.

Roman Roy

Did I?

Lukas Matsson

Good.

Roman Roy

Really?

Lukas Matsson

Yeah. [chuckles]

Roman Roy

Good.