Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip · Season 1, Episode 9
“The Option Period” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Matt Albie (2), Harriet Hayes (2), Danny Tripp (1), Jordan McDeere (1), Cal Shanley (1), Tom Jeter (1), Simon Stiles (1), Ron Oswald (1)
[Cal tears into Ricky and Ron about the just-ending show running 37 seconds short.]
Danny had to have Jessica Simpson fill. Nice girl, nice performer -- don't want her to extemporize on our air. She had time to thank her pets, and then she asked us all to pray for peace in the Midwest.
[laughing] I'm sure she meant the Middle East.
[Matt runs through his own show criticisms with Danny.]
I'll tell ya, considering me and half the cast spend most of the day in Pahrump, Nevada, I thought it was a pretty good show.
Yeah?
I did.
Indiana? Illinois? Missouri? Are rebel forces gathering?
No.
Then why are we praying for peace in the Midwest?
Girl's nice to look at.
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[Jordan arrives with some ironic congratulations.]
I saw the end... and I think we should all take a moment to consider the suffering in Des Moines.
People knock on closed doors in America! Were the two of you raised on a farm?!
I was.
I was raised over a heroin dealership.
That's no excuse for bad manners.
I am psyched for this photo-shoot of yours.
I want to commission a scientific study of how news travels in this building!
Hey, I'm not even sure there's such a thing as the Internet. It might just be Jeannie telling everyone stuff.
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