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S1 E15

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip · Season 1, Episode 15

Tom, Dylan and others in “The Friday Night Slaughter”

It's gotta be soon, right?

DDylan

Yeah

I'm feeling the good vibe

DDylan

Yeah

I'll tell you this, if it doesn't make it to air, it sure wasn't your fault

DDylan

It sure wasn't your fault

You owned it

DDylan

You owned it

You got a receipt for it my man.

DDylan

You're Tom Jeter. No more need to be said.

You could've picked up the pace a little

DDylan

Yeah. Maybe a little less mugging from you.

(forcefully) No. No. This is what they want. To turn us against each other.

DDylan

You never mug man.

Your pacing is genius.

(Tom sees Andy approaching)

Here comes Andy. He'll make us feel better.

(They both start walking towards Andy)

Hey Andy!

(Andy gives them a nod of recognition as they approach him)

AAndy

You graceless homicidal bastards. I think if you go check the stage you'll find jokes lying on the floor where you left them to die.

(pointing to Dylan) It was his pacing.

AAndy

Should someone have indicated to you on a map where Canada was? Because your Canadian accent...

Too much?

AAndy

It was Mexican.

This is the longest they've ever taken to decide.

AAndy

In the old days, if your sketch didn't make it on the air, they used to send you downstairs naked, to sell lemon drinks shrouded only in your failure. And you'd have to explain to the patrons why you weren't good enough.

DDylan

There used to be a naked lemon drink salesman?

Yeah.

AAndy

That's right!

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