“I went down there to pitch her a...” – Matt, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip ... TV Quotes Database

Matt

I went down there to pitch her a sketch about a Christian Radio Host, and it turns out, she's a Christian.

LLuke

I'm a Christian.

Matt

Yeah, but she's like...ya know...a member!

LLuke

Really?

Matt

What were the odds of that? I'd say the last two places I'd expect to find a member of the Christian right are the corridors of Studio 60 and a synagogue.

LLuke

Did you offend her?

Matt

I couldn't have offended her more if I re-crucified her savior, it was stunning!

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