If the Storm Hawks do manage to interfere, I'll reward untold riches to the Talon who can ground them... permanently.
S2 E15Number One Fan
[Noob has lost control of Finn's Skimmer and Aerrow is flying after him in an attempt to rescue him]
Noob, deploy your wings!
NNoob
You know, I've noticed that sometimes your Skimmer's wings deploy automatically, and sometimes your co-pilot deploys them manually! That seems wildly inconsistent!
We got upgrades, OK? Just deploy them!
[Finn's Skimmer has been eaten by a Lava Serpent. The remains have been brought back to the Condor]
This is all that's left of my Skimmer?
NNoob
You have a spare.
But that one smells funny.
[Noob has been captured by the Cyclonians. One of them picks up his fake energy blades]
Hey, these blades are fake.
NNoob
[clears throat] I prefer the term "authorised limited edition reproductions".
[The Storm Hawks have sent Noob back home, unaware of the danger he is in]
We can't leave him hating us. It's bad karma, or something.
And there's no fury like a superfan scorned. Torches, pitchforks... [shudders] It gets ugly.
[interrogating Noob] Alright, talk! Where are the Storm Hawks?
NNoob
Never heard of 'em.
[Ravess looks at Noob's Storm Hawk action figures]
NNoob
Oh, those Storm Hawks. Would they include Aerrow, who single-handedly sliced through your entire squadron over Cyclonia? Or Piper, who buried you under your own mega masher on Polaris Pointe? Or perhaps Radarr, who took out your flagship with your own exosphere weapon? Ha-ha!
Silence! [knocks Noob's fake Aerrow hair off his head] The Storm Hawks may have been lucky in the past, but they will never stop Cyclonia or Operation Exodus!
NNoob
[grinning] Operation Exodus?
[nervous] I have no idea what you're talking about.
NNoob
Is it some sort of top secret mission you weren't supposed to mention?
[pause]
No!
NNoob
I'm totally right! You're the worst Talon ever!
[Ravess growls]
NNoob
Oh well. At least you have your music to fall back on.
[Piper and Stork have rescued Noob]
Hey, are those Warp Crystals? [on the dashboard of Noob's trailer]
NNoob
Old family heirlooms. They make excellent paperweights for my extensive collection of Storm Hawks clippings.
[The trailer gets blasted]
NNoob
Whoa!
Um, I hate to break up the geek fest, but we gotta scram!
[Noob has sacrificed his collection of memorabilia to save the Storm Hawks]
NNoob
I shouldn't waste my time obsessing over every last bit of Storm Hawks minutia. I should do something important with my life. That's why I'm gonna concentrate now on my true passion.
[Noob presses a button on his remote control. Another trailer arrives, this one containing Absolute Zeroes memorabilia]
The Absolute Zeroes?!
NNoob
Best Sky Knight squadron ever.
S2 E16A Colonel of Truth
[Piper is cleaning the windows with a squeegee while Finn is dusting]
Why do you get to squeegee? How come I don't get to squeegee? When's it my turn to squeegee?
[Junko is finishes cleaning the kitchen]
Yeah-heh-heh!
[enters wearing a pink, flowery apron] Oh, good. You're done! Just in time to help me! That bathroom is a two man job!
[Junko stares at Stork's apron. A wolf whistle and romantic music play in the background]
What? I can't have nice things?
[Stork sprays air freshener at Mr. Fluffykins, the Colonel's missing pet who has found his way onboard the Condor]
Well, whatever that thing is, at least now it's lemony fresh.
[Aerrow has caught Mr. Fluffykins under a bucket and is about to lock him in the bathroom]
I just put potpourri in there and everything!
Let it go, man.
[Out of gratitude for 'rescuing' Mr. Fluffykins, the Colonel is providing his services to the Storm Hawks for a day, including freeing prisoners from the Cyclonian prison camp]
But I put half those people in there!
[After finding out that the Storm Hawks didn't rescue Mr. Fluffykins]
Ooh, but how I love the thrill of the hunt!
[The Storm Hawks have rescued Mr. Fluffykins from real danger]
Thank you, Storm Hawks. [reluctantly] And now, the gangster code dictates that I am, once again, in your debt.
Let's just call it even, except for one last little thing.
What? Are there some orphans somewhere you want me to adopt?
Probably, but no. What I want you to do is release Mr. Fluffykins.
He deserves to roam free in the wild with his own kind.
That's why he's been running away from you.
Is this true, Mr. Fluffykins?
[Mr. Fluffykins barks and whines]
I'll take that as a "yes".
[The Colonel removes Mr. Fluffykins's restraining collar and sets him down on the ground. Mr. Fluffykins scampers a short distance down the path before looking back and letting out a whine]
[through tears] I didn't want you anyway. Go! Just get out of here!
[Mr. Fluffykins starts leaving]
Fly! Be free. Don't look back, boy. It'll be easier that way.
[The Colonel sobs as Mr. Fluffykins flies away to join his own kind]
AFAerrow, Finn, Piper and Junko
Awww...
[They notice Stork crying]
What?! [clears throat] I have allergies.
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