[Finn has bought tickets for the Ultimate Extreme Mighty Mega Warrior Championship]
Did I mention I had to trade ten Power Crystals and our toaster oven so we could all go?
That's almost our entire power supply!
What? No toast?
S2 E1The Masked Masher
[Junko, disguised as the Masked Masher, is up against Clowniac]
Uh... Nice, friendly clown...
[Junko shakes hands with Clowniac, only to get shocked by Clowniac's joy buzzer]
Bad, mean clown!
[Finn uses a Hypnosis Crystal to give Junko self-confidence]
You're braver, stronger, and invincible-er!
[Finn has overdone the hypnosis, making Junko wild]
Maybe I overdid it a little...
[Junko throws a warrior across the cage]
I'd say... yeah.
[Junko has been unmasked and is now fighting Aerrow]
Come on, Junko! It's me, Aerrow!
Nobody calls me junk! I am the Ultimate Mighty Mega Warrior and you are about to be crushed!
[Finn can't remember the anti-hypnosis words: "Cyclonia help bad news"]
Uh... Cyclonis wears bad shoes!
[Everyone gasps]
[sighs] Finn...
Uh... Cyclonis, uh, never shampoos!
[to guard] Throw the rude one into the cage!
[Piper and Cyclonis are ready to fight. Piper has a towel over her shoulders]
AAnnouncer
Look at this, ladies and gents! It's Master Cyclonis versus...towel girl.
[Piper and Cyclonis are fighting]
You shouldn't leave a paper trail on your desk. Now, I can make a Regenerating Crystal, too.
You're not even close to having skills for something that complex.
Closer than you think. [punches Cyclonis] And speaking of skills, you fight like a girl.
S2 E2Atmos' Most Wanted
The Rebel Ducks think the Storm Hawks stole their Cheese Stone]
We found this at the scene of the crime!
[Wren takes out a fake Storm Hawks patch]
This is your insignia, is it not?
It's a fake! You see, this emblem is stitched. All of ours are painted.
Yeah. Like any of us know how to sew.
Um, I still think we should stay on the Condor... where it's safe...
If we hide, we're never gonna find out who's framing us.
My hands are too soft for hard labor... I'd never make it on the inside...
[The Storm Hawks are on a wanted poster on a bulletin board]
Guys, this is bad...
[Junko looks at the wrong flyer]
[scoffs] They want how much for a one-bedroom apartment?
[After reading wanted poster]
That's the best picture of me they could find? Hey, why is my bounty less than Stork's?!
[wearing the Aerrow Mask] Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Look at me. I'm a sky knight. [gets hit with a snowball] Owey! Owey! Owey!
SSpitz
[with snowblaster] Ha! Ha! I never knew snowballs were this much fun. [snorts]
[Finn's Skimmer has been turned into cheese]
[sniffs] Is that me or is that the cheese?
[Finn knocks Leugey off his skimmer]
[chuckles] And my bounty was less than Stork's.
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