Ravess and Noob in “Number One Fan”

[interrogating Noob] Alright, talk! Where are the Storm Hawks?

Never heard of 'em.

Oh, those Storm Hawks. Would they include Aerrow, who single-handedly sliced through your entire squadron over Cyclonia? Or Piper, who buried you under your own mega masher on Polaris Pointe? Or perhaps Radarr, who took out your flagship with your own exosphere weapon? Ha-ha!

Silence! [knocks Noob's fake Aerrow hair off his head] The Storm Hawks may have been lucky in the past, but they will never stop Cyclonia or Operation Exodus!

[grinning] Operation Exodus?

[nervous] I have no idea what you're talking about.

Is it some sort of top secret mission you weren't supposed to mention?

No!

I'm totally right! You're the worst Talon ever!

Oh well. At least you have your music to fall back on.