[about cleaning the bathroom] I volunteer Finn!
Dream on! No way I'm touching that mess! And nothing you say can make me!
[holds up the squeegee] Squeegee?
[grins and grabs the squeegee] Haha! Squeegee! You got yourself a deal.
S2 E16A Colonel of Truth
S2 E17Shipwrecked
[The Storm Hawks are taking a break on Terra Tropica]
[surfing] Surf!
[sunbathing] Sand!
[Junko shoves a sandwich in his mouth]
[with his mouth full] Somebody's sandwiches!
[Stork is standing on top of the Condor]
Tsunami.
Er, technically, Stork, "Tsunami" starts with a "T".
No, Piper. For real... TSUNAMI!
[A tsunami has separated Stork and the Condor from the rest of the group. Stork is being threatened by the Terra's spear-wielding natives wearing tiki masks]
I... hate vacations.
Tell me again why we picked a vacation spot in the middle of nowhere?
[pretending to surf on a piece of wood] Because the biggest waves are here.
Clearly.
[Junko has accidentally trapped himself inside the shelter that he built]
I... think I forgot to build a door. [sheepish laugh] Ahh! Oh! And... I also built this thing on a hive of beach spiders! Get 'em off meee!
[to the natives] You think you've got me? Well, I've... [removes the nose from one of the native's masks] got your nose!
[Stork does a magic trick to make the nose 'disappear'. The natives gasp and run away]
Heh, heh, heh, heh. There should be a law against me...
[Stork is trying to cross a rickety wooden bridge]
No big deal, no big deal. Just a... terrifying plunge to a... hideous, bone-shattering death...
[Stork has reached the entrance to a temple]
Hmmm... a creepy cave in front of me, spear-waving tiki guys behind me.
[A thrown spear narrowly misses Stork]
Right. Creepy cave it is.
Hey, I found something to eat.
[Junko is carrying Beard Berries which are brown, dark green and hairy]
Eugh. That looks like something Radarr would hack up.
[Finn has grown a mustache, caused by eating a Beard Berry]
I think it makes me look dignified.
[The natives are trying to persuade Stork, who is now wearing a tiki mask to disguise himself, to enter a tiki hut to be safe from a storm]
Um, sorry, but I've got to fly my big sky sled up to the heavens and commune with my fellow dieties! It's been fun!
[Stork runs straight into a tree, losing his disguise in the process]
And now it's not fun.
[The Storm Hawks are trying to surf a tidal wave, on the same board]
WE'RE GONNA WIPE OUT! [points to spikes]
I'M GLAD MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET!
S2 E18Power Grab
[The Cyclonians are preparing to leave to retrieve the doorway from the temple on Terra Tropica]
Such exhilarating times. The doorway! Our epic journey!
You're not coming.
[Snipe laughs]
But Master Cyclonis, why?
Because I'm leaving you in charge of Cyclonia while I'm gone.
Who's laughing now, brother?
[The Cyclonians have found the door]
[chuckles] A door?
Not just any door, Dark Ace. This one leads us to the future of Cyclonia.
Fool! Watch where you're going!
C2Cyclonian #2
My... apologies, Master Ravess.
You look familiar.
C2Cyclonian #2
[proudly] Yes, well, I am one of the top commanders in the fleet, Master.
Oh yes, you're... you're that guy.
[We get a flashback to the final scene of the episode Radarr Love]
Whatshisname.
C2Cyclonian #2
Uh, it's-
No matter. Just shape up.
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