Stork quotes from Storm Hawks

Piper

There might be a way to find the Condor using its timepulse code.

Aerrow

Great! What's the code?

Piper

Who knows? It's a 46-digit number and it's only written on the ship's ownership card, which is still on the Condor.

Stork

Oh, you mean "19837657289478274673892837584736 [takes a deep breath] 7436573875643 [takes a deep breath] 8"?

Stork

Oh, no. My ship. My ship!

Colonel

Your ship? This is my ship now, remember?

Stork

Then maybe you oughta try saving it!

Colonel

It's just a ship. I have plenty of ships.

Stork

"Just a ship"?! The Condor demands an apology!

Finn

Maybe I overdid it a little...

Stork

I'd say... yeah.

Stork

Um, I still think we should stay on the Condor... where it's safe...

Aerrow

If we hide, we're never gonna find out who's framing us.

Stork

My hands are too soft for hard labor... I'd never make it on the inside...

Aerrow

Stork, find some cover, fast!

Stork

Was getting kinda drafty... [reaches for his towel]

Aerrow

I meant for the ship...

Stork

Right...

Piper

Actually, if you could do both, that would be great.

Piper

...Stork?

Stork

[after removing helmet] My prototype strato-suit... for protection from the dangers of the upper atmosphere...

Finn

Are those... radishes?

Stork

Only known defense against... strato-elves... [begins pointing to varies doodads on the suit, from his left to his right] This wards off the warro-weasels; this drives away the dreaded mist bunnies... [makes a hand gesture that looks like a rabbit, then points to the helmet] Oh, and that’s the air supply.

Aerrow

Uh, that's great, Stork. But for the rest of us, just do the air part, okay?

Stork

Eh, it's your funeral, man...

Piper

Your path will directly intercept the exopod. Once you've destroyed it, the Condor will move in position to catch you. Don't miss your re-entry window.

Stork

Or... you'll drift off into... the point of no return...

Aerrow

Piper, I'm going to need a new calculation, this time with me going around the far side of the Atmos.

Piper

Aerrow, that's never been done before.

Stork

I really don't think that's gonna stop him.

Stork

Stop, or I'll [takes out a toothbrush] brush?

Leugey

Uh-oh. I have something in my teeth?

Stork

Get off me, you overgrown, underdeveloped oaf!

Leugey

No, you get off me, you... you... what you said.

Stork

I can't. It's the Gravitron Crystal. Swallowing it must have activated it, increasing my gravitational field a thousand fold!

Stork

[clears throat] We're stuck together.

Leugey

Boy, oh, boy! What a day! I never get to use the inside bathroom!

Stork

Please, somebody end my miserable existence.

Piper

Just a couple more and I'll have all the crystals we need to separate you.

Leugey

Yeah! [turns to Stork uncertainly] Separate us? I don't wanna be separated!

Stork

You mean, you like sharing the same stale air with somebody else's smelly, germ-ridden body?

Leugey

Well, sure, who wouldn't? But mostly, I like being an honorary Stork Hawk!

Leugey

[to Stork] OK, so what do we do?

Stork

You're asking me? You‘re the one who jumped out here, you meat-headed salamander!

Leugey

Hey! That hurts my feelings!

Stork

I am so sorry; by all means, let's discuss your feelings when an enormous giant is about to smush us!

Gundstaff

I don't know which to mash first! They're both so annoying!

Leugey

She [Piper] did it, boss! She can deactivate the Gravamatron Crystal!

Repton

Why would I want to deactivate it? [to Stork] No. I'll get it out of you... another way.

Stork

Leugey, no! You can't! You... You're a Storm Hawk!

Leugey

Uh, but you said I was a Raptor. And Raptors should do what Repton wants.

Repton

Repton wants you to stop being an idiot and hold still!

Stork

Leugey, no! Forget what I said. Forget what he says. Just think for yourself.

Leugey

Oh, OK. If that's what you think I should do.

Aerrow

We searched every inch of the ship for the monster.

Monster?

Piper

Must have come from the canister. The only question is, how'd it get out?

Aerrow

You didn't.

Stork

Ooh... they did.