Stork quotes from Storm Hawks, page 7 ... TV Quotes Database

Voiced by Scott McNeil

Storm Hawks · 475 quotes

Most-quoted character in Storm Hawks: in 171 of its 475 quotes
Most scenes with: Piper (54), Aerrow (50), Finn (48)

Scenes with Stork 128

[The Condor is being pulled down a vortex]

Aerrow

Stork, head straight for the centre; full thrust!

Stork

I like your thinking - let's get it over with.

S1 E23 Siren's Song

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[Junko dumped Stork's Merb Cabbage overboard to get the Condor out of the vortex]

Stork

My cabbage. You dumped the whole load.

Junko

Yeah, well, sometimes, you know, the tough choices have to be, um... you know, chosen.

S1 E23 Siren's Song

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[While the Storm Hawks were in the Expanse, they were being preyed upon by a Sky Siren, a creature that conjures illusions from a person's deepest desires. The Storm Hawks are now out of the Expanse]

Aerrow

Someone must have outlasted the Siren.

Piper

But that would take someone with major brain power.

[Radarr is piloting the Condor]

Finn

Well, say "Hello" to our mental giant!

Aerrow

[to Radarr] Wait. So that‘s your greatest desire? You just wanted to drive?

[Radarr nods]

Stork

Works for me.

S1 E23 Siren's Song

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[The Condor is rocking violently]

Finn

Are we under attack? Is it the Cyclonians?

Aerrow

It's worse! Much worse!

[Junko is screaming and banging the floor and walls]

Aerrow

Junko has a toothache.

Stork

This won't end well...

S1 E24 Calling All Domos

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[Stork is reading a book]

Finn

What you reading?

Stork

My new book. "1001 Terrible Afflictions And The Hopeless Means Of Fighting Them".

S1 E24 Calling All Domos

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[The people of Terra Vapos need Finn to help them again]

Finn

We gotta go to Vapos. They need their Domo.

Stork

Uh-huh. And while you get the royal treatment, they'll make me sing songs. No, thank you! I am staying right here.

Finn

Stork, you can either come with me to Vapos, or you can stay here evading Cyclonians... by yourself.

Stork

[sighs] I'm going to regret this.

S1 E24 Calling All Domos

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[Finn and Stork have disguised themselves as Murk Raiders, and are attempting to convince Eyeball]

EEyeball

Never seen you two before.

Finn

We're new!

Stork

Uh, really new!

Finn

From another ship.

Stork

Yeah, far away.

Finn

Really far.

Stork

Probably haven't heard of it.

EEyeball

You don't even look like Murk Raiders.

Stork

[impatiently] Oh, and is your job to give people fashion tips? Now, quit wasting time, and put us up to some back-breaking work!

EEyeball

You got a big mouth! [hits Stork hard on the back, knocking him to the floor, and grabs his hat, which is left floating in mid-air] You'll fit in fine...

S1 E24 Calling All Domos

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[The Murk Raiders have stolen the Serpegris, which is what the people of Vapos need. The Serpegris is around Captain Scabulous' neck]

Finn

I'm gonna swipe it.

Stork

You're gonna die.

S1 E24 Calling All Domos

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[Finn has failed to retrieve the Serpegris]

Finn

Time to go to plan "B".

Stork

Do we even have a plan "B"?

S1 E24 Calling All Domos

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[Junko no longer has a toothache]

Junko

Now I got an earache!

[Everyone groans]

Stork

We're doomed.

S1 E24 Calling All Domos

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[Arygyn has forced Stork to ride a mechanical bull as part of his "training"]

Stork

[as he's riding] Why... am... I... doing... this!?

AAyrgyn

[with the same labored tone] Be... cause... it's... fun! [laughs then whispers quietly to Aerrow next to him] And I'm a cruel, cruel man.

S1 E25 The Lesson

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[The Storm Hawks are back on the Condor]

Aerrow

Piper, put out an all-channels call. Find out who’s left. If we join forces, it might not be too late for the rest of us.

[The alarm goes off. Dark Ace, Ravess, Snipe and the Raptors are approaching]

Stork

Ooh, yeah, it's too late.

S1 E25 The Lesson

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[The Condor has broken down, and the Storm Hawks are trying console Stork]

Aerrow

Stork, I'm sure we can find a way to patch up the impellor.

Stork

[yells in frustration] It's already been patched! A thousand times, just like everything on this flying deathtrap! The emergency sprinkles are full of slime... when you flush the toilet, it sends a hundred volts through the seat... [they hear Junko yell in pain off-screen]

Finn

Uh, yeah, it would be good to get that fixed...

S1 E26 Dude, Where's My Condor?

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[The Storm Hawks have traded the Condor for a new ship, which is literally falling apart as they attempt to battle Cyclonians]

Piper I can't pilot our way out of this! We need Stork! [Radarr jumps over to remove Stork's Trance Helmet and wake him up]

Finn

Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, he's probably gonna be a little upset at me for [as Radarr suceeds in getting the helmet off, Finn's voice lowers to a whisper] trading the Condor for this ship!

Stork

[as he wakes up, he looks around, then turns to glare at Finn angrily] You what? I'm out of it for a few minutes, and you WHAT!? [he jumps on Finn, rocking the ship as fight sounds are heard from the outside. As the Cyclonians draw closer, Aerrow manages to separate them]

Aerrow

Stork, I know this maybe isn't the best time for you [Stork flails toward Finn, trying to hit him with his feet], but we've got impending doom at 11 o'clock!

[The Cyclonians open fire]

Stork

My beloved is gone! What's the point!?

[The ship gets blasted more forcefully, making Stork fall over. A large metal object falls from the ceiling and lands very close to his head]

Stork

OK, I get the point.

S1 E26 Dude, Where's My Condor?

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Piper

But Stork, you complain about the Condor all the time.

Stork

That's because I love to complain! Just drop me off at the Black Gorge.