Stork quotes from Storm Hawks

Stork

Ooh...

Piper

What is it, Stork?

Stork

Well, on a scale of horrible to catastrophic, I'd say this is a complete disaster.

Stork

One of these wafers is probably the cure, one of these is kinda bad news, and one of these is seriously bad news.

Junko

Hmmm. I'd like the cure, please.

Stork

Without knowing what sub-species of Spore is inside you, we'll have to guess.

Junko

Uh... OK. Eeny, meeny, miny, that one.

Stork

OK, that one would be the seriously bad news.

Junko

That's a pretty big log to hit Finn with.

Stork

Oh, but not too big for Monster Finn.

Aerrow

She hasn't returned or even checked in. That's not Piper's style, Stork.

Stork

Oh, she's returning alright, Aerrow... but, er...

Stork

...not in style.

[a news reporter] Remember disgraced Sky Knight Carver, who betrayed the people of Atmos? Guess where he is now.

Say "Goodbye, slammer", and "Hello, freedom." He's out! New evidence has been discovered that proves behind a shadow of a doubt that bad boy Carver was a victim of Cyclonian mind control. Now that the mind control has worn off, Terra Atmosia has its hero back, and you're looking at one reporter who can't wait to see what the future holds for this superstar Sky Knight!

Stork

See, this... is why I don't watch the news.

Carver

What do you have there?

Stork

Oh, it's my new pet. A Scarlet Maw Razor-Fang Arachnoid; the deadliest creature ever to walk the Atmos.

Carver

So, it's deadly?

Stork

One single, tiny half-bite from it causes body numbing, then brain melting! I sometimes get tingly just looking at it.

Finn

Aerrow? Our Aerrow? Under Cyclonian control?

Stork

Hmmm...

Junko

He has been acting weird.

Stork

I assumed he had mindworms. Then again, I assume everyone has mindworms.

Junko

We gotta go let him out!

Carver

You're a little late. It seems a Scarlet Maw Razor-Fang Arachnoid got loose in his cell. Oops.

Stork

Gah! If that's true, then Aerrow is doomed! Double-doomed!

Aerrow

I wouldn't be so sure, Stork.

Carver

Impossible! But how did you...? He said it was...

Aerrow

I have Radarr to thank for springing me from prison. As for the spider - Stork, it turns out that this is a Scarlet Maw Tickle-Fang.

Stork

The non-poisonous kind. Ah, that's disappointing, in a glad-you're-alive sort of way.

Aerrow

[to Carver] Master Cyclonis'll be disappointed your big plan crashed and burned!

Carver

[laughs] Her? Cyclonis has nothing to do with this. It's all about you and me! It's about payback!

Aerrow

OK, if we wanna make the concert, everybody's got five minutes to do what they need to do, and then we gotta go.

Piper

Great. I just need to grab another Turbo Crystal.

Stork

I need a new proton impeller.

Junko

I need the bathroom.

Finn

Er, if you're wondering why he didn't go on the Condor, don't ask.

Aerrow

I don't like the way Radarr's signal suddenly went dead.

Piper

Don't worry. We tracked the transmission. We're headed right to him.

Stork

And thanks to that Turbo Crystal, we're going twice our max speed. Eh-heh. We couldn't slow down if we wanted to.

Finn

That's the last of Snipe's posse!

Aerrow

Great job, Finn! Now it's just Snipe and us!

Stork

Wow. Things might actually be looking... good.

Piper

[to Snipe] Think you can take us all on?

Snipe

Don't have to. I'll let my new friend do it! [laughs]

Stork

Eh, yeah. That's the last time I ever get optimistic.

Piper

One of these days, Snipe's gonna come up with a weapon that actually works and then we'll be in real danger.

Stork

It was a close enough call for me. [whispering softly] I can still feel the breeze...

Aerrow

Uh, Stork... that's not the wind.

Stork

More than you could ever imagine! For one day each year, every Merb, no matter where they are, must submit themselves for the most punishing task imaginable! [gasps dramatically] We must... [whispering menacingly] volunteer!

Finn

That's it? What's the big deal?

Stork

But it could be anything! Like cleaning hairy snoz-blat drains, or feeding the mouthless maggle-throps...

Aerrow

Does it have to be something terrible?

They're all yours. [he quickly detaches the trailer, and departs]

Stork

[after reading the aforementioned form] Um, it says I'm supposed to go camping at some place called Terra Fauna, with 3 young Sky Scouts!? As their...

[in unison] Are you our new Sky Scout master!?

Stork

[dejectedly] Yes... no-no! Ehhhgh! [faints]

Aerrow

Everything's fine, Stork.

Stork

Oh... Aerrow, what a relief... I had a dream that I was- [hears the scouts chatting excitedly] Ugh... So, uh.. it wasn't a dream.

Aerrow

Uh, that's Griffin...

Griffin

Huh... oh, I could do lotsa cool moves if this place were bigger!

Aerrow

Owlsley...

Owlsley

[points to random levers, then pulls them] Hey, what's this do? And this? Oh, I know a lot about machines and stuff...

Owlsley

What's that thing? [tightens a bolt on one of the cannons] I could make this way better.

Aerrow

And Pydge.

Pydge

[hugging Radarr tightly] I love animals... I-I, I can talk to them... [imitates Radarr's growls]

Pydge

Oh, hey, where ya goin'? Come back, I wanna talk to ya...

Aerrow

[to Stork] You should get going... now...

Pydge

[to Stork] The manual says you're supposed to teach us.

Owlsley

Don't you know anything?

Stork

[points to a tree Griffin is climbing] Well, I know that that type of tree is where the poisonous bark-snark usually lives.

Stork

Go ahead, make that sound again, and see what happens when a Bog Howler answers you...

Stork

And that could be a tree trunk, but it also might be a giant galumpous foot...

Pydge

[holds up a brown paper bag, shaking it menacingly] And what's this?

Stork

That's my lunch! Gimme that! [takes it from him]

Griffin

A harmless tree snake? [motions to a purple snake climbing a tree]

Stork

Yes, but if it had a red spot on its head, it would be a venomous scapper serpent.

Owlsley

And is that ugly thing harmless, or is it something scary like a Bog Howler?

Stork

[calmly] Um, no, that is a Bog Howler.