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S1 E15

Stoked · Season 1, Episode 15

Emma, Fin and others in “Unfinished Business”

Emma

You're wearing your bikini?

Fin

Yeah, I ran out of undies.

Johnny

Didn't anyone show you the staff laundry hut?

Fin

Yes, but I hate doing laundry. I decided to live my whole life in my bikini!

Lo

Eww, that's kind of gross!

Fin

What? It gets clean in the ocean.

Reef

[to Fin] Mornin', Ugly!

Fin

Nice hair, want some scissors?

Lo

[after Reef Splashes water on her] Thanks!

Fin

Oh, they've come up with this great new invention; it's called a towel.

Reef

Where were you?! Obviously not catching up on your beauty sleep!

Broseph

[notices a magazine in Fin's hands] Is that the new Stoked Magazine?

Fin

[holding up the magazine] Yes! Blaine Dixie scored the cover.

Reef

[takes the magazine] So, what's the big deal?

Fin

It's a big deal because girls almost never score the cover of surf magazines.

Emma

It's so not right!

Reef

That's because they suck compared to guys!

[the girls gasp]

Johnny

Oh no, he didn't!

Reef

[shows the centerfold page he is looking at] Now, that I would put on the cover!

Fin

Please tell me you'll never procreate! [motions for Lo and Emma] Come on, girls! [they walk off, noses in the air. Johnny runs to catch up with the girls]

Johnny

Hey, for the record, I think girls are pretty much better at everything.

Emma

Aww! See, that's why you'll have a girlfriend!

Johnny

So you think I'm boyfriend material?

Emma

Definitely! [gasps] You should ask Samantha from the golf course out.

Johnny

[disappointed] Yeah, yeah, I'll do that!

Reef

[laughs] So deep in the friend zone!

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