TV show quotes
[off-screen] Blue Diamond, leave this planet! This colony will not be completed!
It's the rebels!
Who are you?! Show yourselves!
[floating from above Pearl] We…
…are the Crystal Gems!
[narrating] The attack was right on schedule.
Thank you, Ruby. You did your best.
[narrating] Ruby suddenly realized what Sapphire meant. She'd known that Ruby would fail. Sapphire had accepted it. But Ruby… Ruby could not.
NO!! [charges at Sapphire, pushing her out of the way of Pearl's attack, causing them to spin into the air and accidentally fuse into Garnet for the first time]
[narrating] The furious crowd closed in around Ruby and Sapphire. They'd never seen fusion of two different types of gems.
Unbelievable! Disgusting! This is unheard of!
[narrating] Blue Diamond's voice cut through the crowd.
The rebels have fled. Sapphire, this is not the scenario you described.
This is… not what I saw! I don't know what happened, I…
No! It was me!
Clearly.
[narrating] Said Blue Diamond.
How dare you fuse with a member of my court?
Forgive me, I…
You will be broken for this!
Where did we go, what did we do?
I think we made something entirely new
And it wasn't quite me and it wasn't quite you
I think it was someone entirely new.
Oh, um
Well, I just can't stop thinking
So, um
Did you say I was different?
And you hadn't before
Of course not
When would I have ever?
I'm so sorry
No, no, don't be
And now you're here forever!
Mm-m-m-m-mm
Mm-m-m-m-mm, hm-m-m-m-m
Mm-m-m-m-mm
Mm-m-m-m-mm...
[narrating] I was back. I was someone and I didn't know who. But I felt I was getting the hang of my strange new form. [beat] And then I fell.
Ahh! [tumbling down a hill and crashes in bushes] Ouch... [a sword is pointed to her face] Aahh! Don't hurt her! Don't hurt... me?
[Pan up to see Pearl as the sword bearer]
It's you... the fusion.
We didn't mean to fuse! Well... well, we did this time. We'll unfuse! We-we'll... w-we'll... [Rose Quartz comes by]
No, no, please. I'm glad to see you again.
And there they were - Rose Quartz, the leader of the rebellion and her terrifying renegade Pearl.
I don't... upset you?
Who cares about how I feel? How you feel is bound to be much more interesting.
How I feel? I-I feel... uh, lost... and scared... a-and happy. W-Why am I so sure that I'd rather be this than everything I was supposed to be, and that I'd rather do this than everything I was supposed to do? [Rose chuckles and smiles]
Welcome to Earth.
C-Can you tell me?! How was Ruby able to alter fate? Or, why was Sapphire willing to give up everything? W-What am I?!
No more questions. Don't ever question this. You already are the answer.
[Flashback story ends as Garnet concludes]
So…what was it? The answer?
[whispers] Love.
Wow… I knew it.
So did I.
[Steven runs and hides to an edge of the barn; he de-ages into his normal state]
Ohhh, geez! If I can just keep this up for the rest of my life, no one will suspect a thi—
[he sees wide-eyed Amethyst and Greg staring at Steven for a beat; he drops a piñata stick]
What are you doing?!
[stammers] U-uh— well, what are [ages back] you doing?
What are you doing to your body?!
Woah, woah, woah... Have you been stretching yourself out all day?!
No! I was just... slouching.
Why are you doing this? It... really isn't like you.
Because, Dad! I can't stay a kid forever! When Connie grows up and becomes president, what is that gonna make me? First Boy?!
Steven, you can't just keep stretching forever. If you hold it too long, you could really hurt yourself.
Yeah, well, I'm half-human so maybe it works different for me! We'll just have to wait and see, right?!
[sighs] Steven...
[holds up crying Baby Steven in front of everyone] We were just talking, then all of a sudden…
He turned back into a baby?!
Yes!
Dude, I told you. Stretching your body out for that long is not good for you. [Baby Steven talks in baby language in response; holds him up to Pearl] Here you go, Pearl.
Oh, no, no, don't give him to me!
Hand him over, Amethyst.
Here you go. [gives her Baby Steven]
[Greg, Connie and Amethyst (as a baby car seat for Baby Steven) drive up in his van; Connie waves a maraca trying to calm down Baby Steven]
How can the Gems not know what to do?!
You think they know the first thing about raising a baby? That was all me! But I don't get it. Driving always used to calm him down.
But, how do we change him back?!
I don't know! Look, Connie, let me take you home. I-I'll call you when this all this gets sorted out.
[Connie turns to Baby Steven babbling and crying]
W-Wait, no! I wanna stay.
Are you sure?
Yeah! I just want to be there for Steven. Don't worry, Steven. It doesn't matter to me what age it seems like you are, I wanna hang out with you no matter what. Your dad still has to earn his car wash and the Gems have to do gem stuff, so I'll watch you when they're not around. I can come see you after I'm done training with Pearl, too. Doesn't that sound fun? [Baby Steven holds onto her finger; cooing happily]
Look at that. He finally stopped crying.
Well, that's a start. [Amethyst clears her throat]
What's up, Amethyst?
Baby Steven needs changin'.
Life and death and love and birth
And peace and war on the planet Earth
Is there anything that's worth more
Than peace and love on the planet Earth?
Whoahh, come on and sing it with me
Sing?
The words relate to the key
Key?
If it's a pattern, if it's a pattern
Then just repeat after me.
Life and death and love and birth
Life and death and love and birth
Now using mi-fa-mi-mi-fa-mi-ti-la!
And peace and war on the planet Earth.
Yes, yes! That's it!
That's so easy.
Yeah, but that's what's fun about it! You should write something, you should write a song.
About what?
Whatever you're thinking.
I guess we're already here, I guess we already know
We've all got something to fear, we've all got nowhere to go
I think you're all insane, but I guess I am too
Anybody would be if they were stuck on Earth with you.
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