[Steven runs and hides to an edge of the barn; he de-ages into his normal state]
Ohhh, geez! If I can just keep this up for the rest of my life, no one will suspect a thi—
[he sees wide-eyed Amethyst and Greg staring at Steven for a beat; he drops a piñata stick]
What are you doing?!
[stammers] U-uh— well, what are [ages back] you doing?
What are you doing to your body?!
Woah, woah, woah... Have you been stretching yourself out all day?!
No! I was just... slouching.
Why are you doing this? It... really isn't like you.
Because, Dad! I can't stay a kid forever! When Connie grows up and becomes president, what is that gonna make me? First Boy?!
Steven, you can't just keep stretching forever. If you hold it too long, you could really hurt yourself.
Yeah, well, I'm half-human so maybe it works different for me! We'll just have to wait and see, right?!
[sighs] Steven...
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