Static Shock quotes

Kobra has captured one of the world's greatest heroes. He's someone with the power to change the future.

How great can this guy be if he got captured by a bunch of snake people?

He's you, Virgil.

You've seen what I can do! You're still mad about that little go-around we had!

(defensively) This has nothing to do with that!

Robin's... a civilian now. The rest of the League's stationed near Alpha Centauri. Gear's on a mission halfway round the world. As for your son...

Son!? I have a son?

Sure must be nice having someone to give you leads and help figure out things.

It is. What was Bruce like when you knew him?

Taller.

It's a stasis field. That's how they're holding him.

That's me. Got a plan?

Go down there and fight real hard.

That's what I was thinking, and I don't even have a mentor.

What have we here... a failed cloning attempt, a Mini-Static?

Yep, mini alright.

Batman, you were -

I'd rather not know.

At least you still had your hair.

(to Gear) I thought you said that couldn't happen in real life!

She-Bang

(interrupting) If you two don't pay attention, real life's gonna be over real soon!

And the best part is, I don't have to pretend I'm shy anymore. I can be myself.

(to Virgil) There's a scary thought.

Bad enough She-Bang keeps butting in when we're on patrol, but Shenice won't let us alone neither.

You're telling me. She was so busy describing the new curtains for the gas station, she followed me right into the boys' restroom. (in a higher-pitched voice) She thought that could use new curtains too.

Madelyn

Give me some space, ok?

Ebon

Seems to me you got plenty of that between your ears.

(has Gear cornered) Gotcha now, Poindexter.

That's Mr. Poindexter to you.

(activates backpack while flying) I've got Backpack scanning for any pressure changes, temperature spikes, high-frequency sounds...

(looks ahead and sees the tornado in the junkyard caused by Ebon) Or we could just use our eyes.

Er... yes, but that would've been too easy.

Ah, I think those guys have the right idea, I'm dangerously close to curfew.

You wouldn't have a curfew if you hadn't blown up your garage.

Those compounds were theoretically stable.

You do not have it. Explain.

The doctor has hidden it.

And Static arrived and we were forced to retreat.

You fear the wrong person. Static's wrath is nothing compared to my own.

We're sorry, Oseba.

Do not apologise--find it.

As you say, Oseba, we have eyes everywhere.