Ebon quotes from Static Shock

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[At their latest hideout, an old 'Ratty Boyz' pizza place and arcade.]

Ebon

Your late, where's Aquamaria.

Shiv

(covering for himself) Hahahaha, that's a funny story, Ebon, (pushes Talon forward,) why don't you tell him.

TTalon

(nervous) ...She was doing alright, then Static showed up...

Carmen-Dillo

(walking in with coffee cups) Hey, here you go boss, double Latte, right, I got cappuccinos for everyone else but...

[Ebon knock the coffee out of Carmen-Dillo's hands, stands up out of his 'throne and starts pacing.]

Carmen-Dillo

...On the other hand, who needs all that caffine, right...?

Ebon

I can't believe he got her. I thought her water powers would stop him for sure.

Shiv

Uh uh, Boss, Static didn't stop Aquamaria, Rubber-Band Man did...

Ebon

What!?

Shiv

(realising his slip) Yeah, we were as surprised as you are...

Ebon

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

[Ebon throws a furious fit using his powers, knocking things down before leaving.]

Carmen-Dillo

'Gheez Luweez', is he always like this.

TTalon

He has his reasons.

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AAdam

(talking to himself) ...Sharon, I gotta call her back...

Ebon

Call her later.

[Ebon is revealed to have been waiting for Adam, disguised as a shadow on the ceiling.]

AAdam

What do you want?

Ebon

What do you think?

[Adam stands up and walks away from Ebon, but Ebon moves to Adam still as a shadow on the wall.]

Ebon

I want you to roll with my crew, just like the old days, before the Big Bang.

AAdam

Not gonna happen. We've been through this, Ivan.

Ebon

We've been through that, too. You call me 'Ebon' now.

AAdam

Whatever.

[Adam turns and walks away from Ebon again, but Ebon slides across the floor and moves in front of Adam, blocking his path.]

Ebon

It was bad enough you had to run off and be a rock star. Now you're out there, playing 'superhero' and turning on your own?

AAdam

It's not your business.

Ebon

Is my business. You belong with me. People like us, we deserve to have whatever we want--if we stick together, we can have it all.

[Adam thinks about it, tempted for a second, before shaking the notion his head determinded not to agree with Ebon's 'philosophy' and starts changing into his Rubber-Band Man costume.]

AAdam

Yeah, and every time I try things your way, I end up in trouble.

Ebon

(starts to leave) Then just stay out of my way. You owe me that much. [leaves)

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Ebon

Need a hand?

No thanks, I always bounce back.

Ebon

I told you to stay out of this, Adam.

Ebon

After all I've done for you, this is the payback. When Dad passed away...

(interrupts angrily) ...Don't you mention him...

Ebon

(interupts) ...Why not, I'm the Man of the Family now.

Says who?

Ebon

Thats the way it works, we're blood, I'm suppost to be looking after you, not fighting with...

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Did someone say 'fight'. No offence, 'Stretch,' but a big-time supervillian like Ebon requires a big-time superhero like... well, like me.

Ebon

Aaaaahhhhhhh, the light...

I got this, Static.

Wait, the light makes him lose his powers. Your blocking it.

Ebon

(quietly, allows Rubber-Band Man to hear him) Thanks, little brother.

(seeing that Ebon is escaping) Get off him, he'll get away.

(realises that Ebon has used him to escape) I'm... sorry about that...

(angry) You wanted him to escape.

You did. I thought for a second you had gone straight, but your just like them after all.

(exasperatedly and sarcasticly) Great.

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[Ebon tries to escape after his deception is revealed, but is intercepted by his brother, the Rubber-Band Man.]

Ebon

Hey, this ain't no way to treat a brother, brother.

Don't hand me that 'brother' stuff, you played me, Ivan.

Ebon

Come on, blood is thicker than water.

And right and wrong are thicker than blood.

[Rubber-Band Man moves to put Ebon in a headlock, he than expands to contribute in overwhelming Ebon.]

Ebon

Aaaah!

[Ebon passes out. Static arrives to see Ebon pass out on the ground.]

Always could take him.

Sorry you had to.

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Madelyn

Give me some space, ok?

Ebon

Seems to me you got plenty of that between your ears.