Gear quotes from Static Shock

That was embarrassing.

I won't tell anybody if you won't.

(to Gear) We've got a problem.

Don't worry, S-man. We can take this guy.

Uh huh. Why don't you put this back on? (holds up Gear's helmet)

Ah!

(to Gear) I don't suppose you have a pair of scissors?

(Backpack's gadgets come into view on multible robotic arms, including a fork and a comb) ...No.

Please! I don't know how to fly this!

(taking hold of the controls) Not to worry. I've logged over two-hundred hours in an F-15.

You have?

Well, on my gamestation flight simulator. (Engine suddenly explodes) But that never happens!

I'm going to try to land on Woodward Avenue.

There are cars down there!

I know. This thing got a horn?

So, how'd I do?

Isn't that your Dad's car?

Heh, got ya.

He's gone completely out of sync with our time. He's trapped in his own warp.

What do we do?

I don't think there's anything we can do except call the cops.

Well, they won't have to hurry. By the time he gets to the end of the block, it'll be Christmas.

Looks like 'Asphalt Man's one tough road to hoe.

Tarmack

Hey! The name's Tarmack!

What kind of a name is 'Thumb-Tack'?

No, no, man, he said 'Knick-Knack'.

'Fat-Back'?

I think it was 'Rat-Pack'.

Oh, 'Short-Stack'.

Contain 22-1 mark 7.

Contain 17-2 mark 12.

(impressed) ...Voice command... Awesome. Hey Back-Pack, jam anything in the room plotting co-ordinates.

(to Specs) I should blast your butt, but that's ungentlemanly. (thinks it over again) Aw, who am I kidding?

Time we used Plan "B".

Ok. What's Plan "B"?

Stop using Plan "A".

Check us out, V! Hangin' with Dule, protecting him wherever he goes, we're his posse!

Uh, Rich, for us to be a 'posse', he'd have to know we're following him around.

Ah, right. So, what does that make us?

Stalkers.

You alright?

Ever since we took that dip in the lake, I got water in my ear! S'cuse me a second.

[smirks] Ah, that's better.

Did you get my message?

Dude, you called me a worm like three times. How could I miss it?

Robert

Is that... Richie?

(coughs and deepens his voice) Er, Mr. Hawkins, you have to understand the most secret part of a superhero is his secret identity and, well, uh-

Yeah, that's Richie.

(voice cracks) Hi, Mr. H.