Static quotes from Static Shock

[opening of the episode; a trio of theives are looting an electronics warehouse.]

[As the 2nd Thief carries a TV set to the warehouse's entrance, the warehouse lights power up as he walks under them. Unseen to him, electricity surges into the TV's plug as he sets foot outside the entrance, and the TV set turns on.]

[As the 2nd Thief is momentarily distracted, a larger electrical surge hits him and the TV set, sending him flying backwards into the stacks of boxes inside the warehouse. The 1st Thief, Duke, and the Red Coat-wearing 3rd Thief both see this happen.]

[Another surge of electricity hits both TV sets held by Duke and the 3rd Thief and starts to build-up within them, drawing their attention before both sets blow up too. When this has happened, the source of the electrical surges is revealed as a teenager who comes flying into the warehouse on a flying manhole cover.]

[Static flies over them, re-directs his momentum by gripping a I-section, and starts flying back at the thieves.]

[Thieves go at Static with a metal crowbar and a metal bat. Static uses his electromagnetic powers to pull their metal weapons away from them before he shocks both of them and disarms them of the rest of their weapons. Static gathers together all of their weapons infront of him.]

[Static sends all the weapons high above them and destroys them. Burning sparks fall down and send Duke and the 3rd Thief running to escape. Static pursues.]

[Static intercepts the Red Coat-wearing 3rd Thief running to the sidedoor with an electrified punch.]

[Static is suddenly buried under a large pile of boxes. The Grey Coat-wearing 2nd Thief has recovered from his earlier collision and has commandeered a warehouse loader, driving it into the boxes.]

[Another surge of electromagnetic energy has built up from beneath the boxes as Static frees himself, flying up.]

[Static generates another surge of electromagnetic energy to capture all three theives and starts to lift them up.]

[Static adheres all three thieves to the ceiling.]

[Static flies underneath a roof entrance and creates a sign in the sky above the warehouse: the words BAD GUYS THIS EXIT!, surrounded by an arrow pointing down at the warehouse as police cars arrive outside.]

Shiv

(off screen) Hey, Electric-Boy.

[Static sees Shiv's attack coming at him and dodges in time, jumps and lands safely]

Shiv

Nice one Super-Shocker, or whatever your name is.

[Static is trying to stop Rubber-Band Man from assaulting a Rapper after having just caught the car out of mid-air and landed it safely on the ground.]

[Static's 'Taser-Punch' sends Rubber-Band Man's head up as his neck stretches before he recovers too.]

[Rubber-Band Man's words trail off as the limo of the Rap Artist that he had just hounded down starts up and drives off to get away.]

Oh, no you don't.

[Rubber-Band Man stretches his hand and arm after the limo before it can get too far. As Rubber-Band Man strains to hold on to the limo, Static builds up a charge to use against the Rubber-Band Man before he can hurt someone.]

[The Joker's gang of Bang-Babies has just been taken down by Batman, Robin and Static. The Joker, armed with a shock buzzer, feigns injury to lure the Batman.]

[A hand takes the Joker's who then proceeds to use the shock buzzer on his 'victim.']

[The Joker looks up to see that it wasn't the Batman's hand who had taken his, but Static's, who wasn't harmed by the electricity.]

[Static uses his powers to shock the Joker into unconsciousness. The Batman sees how Static has handled himself against the Joker's trick.]

[Having dodged Static's attacks, Run leans against a statue and mocks Static. But Static then administers a 'Static-Cling' to Run, sticking his hand to the statue and preventing him from running out of the way.]

[Jump then teleports under Static's flying disk, stealing it from underneath Static. Static falls to the ground. Jump teleports over Static, holding his flying disk under his arm.]

[After defeating Ragtag, who had nearly sucked out Static's lifeforce powers.]