Shiv quotes from Static Shock ... TV Quotes Database

[Shiv uses his powers to smash open a cash register in a toy shop]

Shiv

Hahahaha. My two favorite things, play toys and real money.

[A boy runs past Shiv with a toy he's trying to keep to himself]

Shiv

Hold up junior.

Shiv

Steal your own.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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SStatic

Am I seeing things, or did I just get jacked by a girl with feathers?! (sniffs his sleeve) Aww, man, my gear smells like Chinese takeout.

Shiv

(off screen) Hey, Electric-Boy.

[Static sees Shiv's attack coming at him and dodges in time, jumps and lands safely]

Shiv

Nice one Super-Shocker, or whatever your name is.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[At their latest hideout, an old 'Ratty Boyz' pizza place and arcade.]

Ebon

Your late, where's Aquamaria.

Shiv

(covering for himself) Hahahaha, that's a funny story, Ebon, (pushes Talon forward,) why don't you tell him.

TTalon

(nervous) ...She was doing alright, then Static showed up...

Carmen-Dillo

(walking in with coffee cups) Hey, here you go boss, double Latte, right, I got cappuccinos for everyone else but...

[Ebon knock the coffee out of Carmen-Dillo's hands, stands up out of his 'throne and starts pacing.]

Carmen-Dillo

...On the other hand, who needs all that caffine, right...?

Ebon

I can't believe he got her. I thought her water powers would stop him for sure.

Shiv

Uh uh, Boss, Static didn't stop Aquamaria, Rubber-Band Man did...

Ebon

What!?

Shiv

(realising his slip) Yeah, we were as surprised as you are...

Ebon

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

[Ebon throws a furious fit using his powers, knocking things down before leaving.]

Carmen-Dillo

'Gheez Luweez', is he always like this.

TTalon

He has his reasons.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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