Stargate SG-1 · Season 1
Senator, we have reason to believe that the Goa'uld are about to launch an attack, in force, in ships.
Then I think they'll regret taking on the United States military!
Oh, for God's sake…
[sarcastic] Oh, you're right! We'll—-we'll just upload a computer virus into the mothership!
[This is a reference to the film Independence Day , which, incidentally, was written by Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, the creators of the original movie Stargate.]
(about Kinsey wanting to shut down the program)
That's it, colonel.
It can't be...
Sir, with all due respect-
So with all due respect, the good senator is an ass.
[A group of Jaffa march past SG-1's hiding place]
I always get a happy, tingly feeling when I see those guys.
[inspecting a silver ball] Teal'c, what is this?
It is a Goa'uld long-range visual communication device. Somewhat like your television, only much further advanced.
Think it gets Showtime?
[The series was airing on the Showtime network at this point.]
[SG-1 is about to complete a suicide mission.]
Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something profound. [pause] Nothing comes to mind, let's do it.
We offer to lay down our lives for your world, human. You cannot ask more.
No, I can't. But I think a better idea is to get the other guys to lay down their lives for their world first, hmm?
We've been in worse situations than this.
Not to my knowledge.
I think what the Captain's asking is, "What now?"
Now we die.
Well, that's a bad plan.
I have spent 133 years worshipping false gods! No more!
You are Hammond...(He gestures to his own head of Hammond's bald head) of Texas?
I am.
Your warriors serve you well.
(Contemplating how to destroy the shield generator) The shield generators are far below. There, in the very bowels of the ship. We must climb down several decks, through the length of the ship. Then. taking our weapons we must...
(Arms two grenades and tosses them down. They watch as the generator explodes.) Grenades.
[Jack gives Daniel a hug after seeing him alive]
Space Monkey. Yeah!
[having just zatted Daniel] Are you injured?
Dumb question. But, thank you. I think.
You are welcome.
Just don't ever do that again.
Teal'c, look scary and take point.
All debts have now been paid.
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