RCRobot Carter
We are identical. Right down to the mole on our...
Hey! Hey! Shut up!
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RJRobot Jack
Somebody stole my life. That's what happened.
You talking about my life?
RJRobot Jack
Hey! I've got every right to it that you do!
[SG-1, except for Teal'c, has been duplicated in android form]
Both Daniels think this is all fascinating, the Carters are arguing already, and Teal'c feels left out.
Yeah well...there is, um, a little issue of security. You know everything I know about Earth. Codes, defenses...
RJRobot Jack
We'll bury the gate, don't worry. And don't even think about sending a bomb to make sure.
I wasn't!
RJRobot Jack
Yes you were. I know you.
All right. You have my word... colonel.
RJRobot Jack
Call me Jack.
HHarlan
Colonel O'Neill?
BOBoth O'Neills simultaneously
Ah, for cryin' out loud...
Unless the last two years have been some wacky, wacky dream, I am a member of SG-1.
Wh-where is Teal'c?
[Everyone in the briefing room looks surprised; they don't know who Daniel's talking about]
Uh, big guy. Gold emblem on his head. Goa'uld in his stomach. You can't miss him.
Scientists have theorized that there are an infinite number of dimensions, each containing a different possible version of reality.
Well, it sounds like I theoretically, possibly, actually found one.
[Sam and Jack hug and breifly kiss. Daniel looks towards Catherine in disbelief]
I take it they're not engaged in your reality?
No.
Come on Daniel, let's get you fixed up.
No! There's no time! We're all in very big trouble! They're coming! They're coming...
Now I know this is hard for you guys to believe, but I swear to you the whole time you thought I had disappeared on P3R-233, I was experiencing an alternate reality.
[sarcastically] And you were there, and you were there, and there's no place like home.
Daniel, it's not that we don't believe you…
So you do?
No. It's just that we don't believe you.
Alright, when you were in this alternate reality, were there differences?"
Yes. Ah, Teal'c was leading the attack on Earth, I wasn't even part of the program, you and Jack were engaged to be married.
Excuse me?
What?
All right, wait a minute. Let—let me get something straight here. Engaged?
It is theoretically possible.
It's against regulations!
I'm talking physics, sir.
Major Samuels.
SSamuels
Actually, it's Lt. Col. Samuels now.
You'll always be 'Sparky' to me.
GHGen. Hammond
It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here.
How about a bake sale? [Hammond gives him a stern look] Yard sale? Garage...
GHGen. Hammond
This is what I look like when I'm not laughing, Colonel.
Car wash?
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