Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
MKMaj. Kawalsky
We're friends.
If you don't make it... can I have your stereo?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Regarding Carter's dressing like the locals]
Anthropologists do it all the time. They dress and live as the people they're studying.
I'm not an anthropologist.
[gleefully] You are today!
AAbu
No! I cannot look at you!
OK, now I'm hurt.
[At Jackson's suggestion to blend in with the local populace, Carter has allowed herself to be dressed in an elaborate and heavily embroidered silk headdress and gown]
Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.
AAbu
You are most beautiful woman I have ever seen.(Leaves tent)
Uh, I guess the kid doesn't get out much.
Look uh, I will not wear this thing over my face. I don't care how much embroidery it has on it. And this…dress, or whatever it's called, I mean…I can't move, I can't walk…
I don't know. It…it kind of works for me. I, uh…
It's, it's you, it's…
Dr. Jackson and Col. O'Neill: You.
Definitely you.
All things considered… Samantha… if we have to come back here, it might be a better idea if we brought an all male team. No offense.
Well, in view of the fact that you all get to go to this party tonight and I get to stay in this… yurt that smells like rancid yak butter, none taken. I'll just get a good night's sleep, and hope for better luck next time.
You going to be all right?
Still doubting me? I haven't been afraid of the dark since I was two.
How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?
I practice.
What a relief, I've never been so happy to see you guys!
Well, sure you have. Remember that time on P3X-595 you drank that stuff that made you take off--
[interrupting] We won't get into that right now!
So how do the Spirits decide who wins?
SDSheva'da
It is a battle... to the death.
(Turgan unsheaths a long curved knife.)
Hey! No one said anything about...[Multiple knives are pointed at his, Daniel's and Teal'c's throats]... knives!
Do you think this thing is going to end up being a revolutionary drug back on Earth?
Well if it does, I'm sure someone else will end up getting credit for it. It's not like we can tell them where it really came from.
Damn, guess I'm going to have to cancel that Oprah interview!
What is an Oprah?
GHGen. Hammond
In one hour, you will go through the Gate to the planet represented by these symbols. It has been designated P3X-797.
Couldn't we call this planet something that's a little easier to remember?
Ah, it's based on a binary code the computer uses for extrapolation.
[dryly] Which makes it much easier to remember.
This is crazy. We don't know what could be there waiting for us when we come through.
Don't you worry, boys. That's why the SG-3 Marines are comin' with. You can count on us to watch your backsides.
Actually, it was more my front side I was worried about.
Okay, we'll take point.
Ah! We'll go through first. You watch our lovely backsides, remember?
Have it your way, Flyboy.
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