Stargate SG-1 · Season 1
Oh, I got in a little wrestling match with Carter.
Why?
I guess she's got whatever Johnson's got. Had to drag her off to the infirmary.
What, did she start a fight with you, like Johnson did with Teal'c?
No, she, uh, tried to seduce me.
[pause]
Oh. [pause] You poor man...
Col. O'Neill?
[imitating Desi Arnaz] Lucy, I'm home!
I am not Lucy.
I know that. It's a reference to an old TV—never mind, open the door.
I will summon the doctor.
No, come on. I'm fine. I'm back to being myself. Just open up.
I cannot be certain that you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as "Lucy."
Daniel, you dog. You keep this up, you'll have a girl on every planet.
[uncomfortably] About my earlier behavior... I wasn't myself, and—
Oh, Carter, I don't even remember your earlier behavior.
You don't?
No, I was infected too, remember?
[relieved] Right! Good, I'm—I'm glad.
By the way, how's the wound?
Wound?
I understand you got stabbed in the stomach?
Oh, yeah, that—that was nothing. With any luck, there won't even be a scar.
Well, good. I was concerned.
You were?
Sure. [smiles] If it doesn't heal properly, you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again.
[She stops in her tracks at that, and he keeps on walking.]
Does it say "Colonel" anywhere on my uniform?
This tastes like chicken.
So what's wrong with it?
It's macaroni and cheese.
[Teal'c tests an alarm by tossing a rock into it]
Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us, we'll have plenty of warning.
You're sick and you need help. [points a gun at Hanson]
That's your idea of help?
Do not betray me! I am your god.
[on a walkie-talkie]: Jack, we've finished our recon, loaded up FRED and are ready to head back through the Gate. Is this...am I using this right?
[Teal'c has been watching television]
Your world is a strange place.
...So is yours.
[Teal'c shoots a crystal with his staff weapon in the gate room]
[picking up a crystal shard] Here's a good one.
What's going on in there?
You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the Gate Room?
[Carter and Jackson glance uncertainly at one another, there is a pause]
[Turning quickly to leave] Oh, yeah.
[Turning quickly to leave] Absolutely.
[Col O'Neill has been placed in a cell and is being observed through a video]
Come on, get me out of here! Tell you what. Let me put it nicely.[gets on a chair and gets his face into the video] Get me the hell out of here!
If that isn't O'Neill, I want to know who the hell we're looking at.
[SG-1 is going off base, Teal'c is taking his staff with him]
Teal'c, you'll have to leave that here.
I have seen your world. I will need it.
Can't let you take your weapon, Teal'c. You—all of you—will be operating in public so you can't do or say anything that reveals the existence of the SGC or the Stargate.
[Hammond hands Teal'c a Chicago hat]
Chicago. The windy city. Home of the Black Hawks, the Bulls and the White Sox.
Don't forget the Cubs.
[SG-1 is hunting an invisible beast called a "fenri"]
We will find them most vulnerable when they hover.
Hover? Like a hummingbird?
With teeth.
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