Stargate SG-1 · Season 1, Episode 21
“Politics” · Season 1, Episode 21
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (8), Daniel Jackson (5), Samantha Carter (5), George Hammond (1)
Now I know this is hard for you guys to believe, but I swear to you the whole time you thought I had disappeared on P3R-233, I was experiencing an alternate reality.
[sarcastically] And you were there, and you were there, and there's no place like home.
Daniel, it's not that we don't believe you…
So you do?
No. It's just that we don't believe you.
Alright, when you were in this alternate reality, were there differences?"
Yes. Ah, Teal'c was leading the attack on Earth, I wasn't even part of the program, you and Jack were engaged to be married.
Excuse me?
What?
All right, wait a minute. Let—let me get something straight here. Engaged?
It is theoretically possible.
It's against regulations!
I'm talking physics, sir.
Major Samuels.
Actually, it's Lt. Col. Samuels now.
You'll always be 'Sparky' to me.
It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here.
How about a bake sale? [Hammond gives him a stern look] Yard sale? Garage...
This is what I look like when I'm not laughing, Colonel.
Car wash?
Senator, we have reason to believe that the Goa'uld are about to launch an attack, in force, in ships.
Then I think they'll regret taking on the United States military!
Oh, for God's sake…
[sarcastic] Oh, you're right! We'll—-we'll just upload a computer virus into the mothership!
[This is a reference to the film Independence Day , which, incidentally, was written by Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, the creators of the original movie Stargate.]
(about Kinsey wanting to shut down the program)
That's it, colonel.
It can't be...
Sir, with all due respect-
So with all due respect, the good senator is an ass.
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