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Stargate SG-1 · Season 1, Episode 15

Gen. Hammond and Col. O'Neill in “Unfinished Business”

Gen. Hammond

It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here.

Col. O'Neill

How about a bake sale? [Hammond gives him a stern look] Yard sale? Garage...

Gen. Hammond

This is what I look like when I'm not laughing, Colonel.

Col. O'Neill

Car wash?

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