The Pentagon said this was everything.
Oh, please! The Pentagon's lost entire countries.
“The Torment of Tantalus” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (8), Daniel Jackson (3), Catherine Langford (3), Ernest Littlefield (3), Samantha Carter (2), Teal'c (1), George Hammond (1)
You gotta go that one step further, don't you?
GHGen. Hammond
[angrily] Colonel, did you authorize Dr. Jackson to reveal classified information to this civilian?
Absolutely not, sir! In fact, I advised him not to say anything to her in spite of the fact that she used to run the entire program and is responsible for most of our current knowledge about the Gate.
[Catherine Langford is about to go through the Stargate for the first time.]
It's a piece of cake.
[They go through.]
You okay?
That was some piece of cake.
Daniel, before your head explodes, may I remind you that we've got more important things to deal with right now?
You don't recognize me?
C-Catherine? Hmm.
[Littlefield leaves]
Fifty years. And that's all he has to say.
Where's Daniel?
Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy.
Really? What?
Some fancy light show that may be the key to our existence or something like that.
Alright, basic survival training. We know what we have, what do we need?
[stating the obvious] We have the Stargate. We need the Dial Home Device.
Thank you, Teal'c.
The Dial-Home Device just fell through the floor into the ocean.
So what are we going to do?
That thing may have a power source in it that we can use to get the Gate working.
Uh...No! [horrified] You don't understand—this book may contain knowledge of the universe. I mean, this is—this is meaning-of-life stuff.
I'm no scientist, but couldn't we use that Ben Franklin thing?
No prize is worth obtaining if you can never share it. Believe me, I know.
[They're about to return through the Stargate.]
It's a piece of cake.
Not from what I remember.
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