[First lines of the series]
[Soldiers are playing cards in the deserted Gate Room]
DDealer
Oh, man, this hand's as lousy as this detail. All right everybody, in or out?
“Children of the Gods” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (6), Samantha Carter (5), Teal'c (3), Daniel Jackson (1), George Hammond (1)
[O'Neill has tossed a Kleenex box through the Stargate to Abydos as a message to Jackson]
MSMaj. Samuels
What if the aliens get it?
Well, they could be blowing their noses right now.
Oh, here we go. Another scientist. General, please.
Theoretical astrophysicist.
Which means?
GHGen. Hammond
Which means she's smarter than you are, Colonel. Especially in matters related to the Stargate.
I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?
[While examining the DHD on Abydos]
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth. Look how small it is!
[Carter is meeting Daniel Jackson for the first time.]
Dr. Jackson, I presume.
I can save these people!!
[Teal'c points his staff weapon at Jack.]
Help me! [pause, quieter] Help me.
Many have said that.
[Teal'c suddenly turns and shoots another Jaffa. Then tosses O'Neill his staff weapon.]
But you are the first I believe could do it!
[Teal'c has betrayed Apophis and all the refugees have fled, leaving him standing forlornly in the chamber.]
Hey, come on!
I have nowhere to go.
For this you can stay at my place, let's go!
[Teal'c pulls up his shirt and the infant Goa'uld comes out of the pouch]:
What the hell is that?!
It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval form of the gods. I have carried one since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry one.
Well, get it out of there.
In exchange for carrying the infant Goa'uld into maturity, a Jaffa receives perfect health and long life. If I were to remove it, I would eventually die.
Hell, if I were you, I'd take my chances.
[Daniel and Sam are discussing whether or not the Stargate can go to other planets.]
I'm no astrophysicist, but isn't it possible that planets can drift apart?
I knew I'd like you.
You mean I'm right?
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