I'll have the power off in no time. Jesus, that's unbelievable, I'm SUCH a moron! She'll think I'm a total idiot. (peeps in) Well, what else should I do? No, not this again...(groaning) Don't fit here...ugh, this place stinks! (looks down) Jesus Christ... (looks around) Oh tell me it's not happening!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
This isn't a long flight, so I'll be as succinct as possible.
[There is a beat...Sheppard looks sideways at O'Neill]
That's pretty succinct.
Thank you.
Let me ask you something. [realizes that Sheppard has put on his headset, and therefore cannot hear him; he does the same] Why'd you become a pilot?
I think people who don't want to fly are crazy.
Well, I think people who don't want to go through the Stargate are equally as whacked. If you can't give me a yes before we reach McMurdo, I don't even want you.
...And we'll need the Zed-P-M.
What?
The ZPM. He's...he's Canadian.
(at McKay) I'm sorry.
The Zero Point Module, General. The ancient power source you recovered from Proclarush Taonas and that's now powering the outpost defenses. I've since determined it generates its enormous power from vacuum energy derived from a self-contained region of subspace time.
That was a waste of a perfectly good explanation.
[John confronts Carson about the weapon that nearly shot him and Jack O'Neill out of the sky on their way to the Antarctic outpost]
What the heck was that thing anyway?
You mean the drone? The weapon the Ancients built to defend this outpost.
[clueless] The who?
[glaring at John suspiciously] You do have security clearance to be down here?
Yeah, General O'Neill just gave it to me.
So you don't even know about the Stargate?
[confused] The what?
[After Simon has watched a video diary that Weir had sent to him, explaining the whole thing to him, including that she is in another galaxy]
SSimon
[picks up the phone and dials a number]
RVRecorded Voice
The number you have dialed is out of currently outside of the coverage area-
SSimon
[hangs up] No kidding.
[O'Neill and Jackson watch the Atlantis team depart]
Jack, it's not too late for me to—
No.
I-I-I could just grab my—
No.
[quietly] —kay...
[McKay has begun dialing an address]
Chevron one encoded.
Rodney.
Hmm? [realizes] Fine. [dials the rest of the address]
HHalling
[points to self] Halling.
I don't know what that means.
It's his name.
We do not trade with strangers.
Is that a fact?
Well, we'll just have to get to know each other a little better. I like Ferris wheels, college football, and anything that goes more than 200 miles an hour.
LFLt. Ford
Sir, that's not going to mean anything to them.
I'm just trying to break the ice here, feel free to jump in at any time.
BBoy
[To Maj. Sheppard] What planet did you come from? Can we go there?.
I'm afraid not. We come from a galaxy far, far away.
JJinto
[To Dr. Weir] I am Jinto.
She's pleased to meet you.
The last Zero Point Module is depleted, but limited power. Turned out that our generators aren't going to hold back an ocean. Life support systems are working but the planet's atmosphere's breathable -- well, notwithstanding the inevitable allergens.
So now can our naqahdah generators supply enough power to the shield for defensive purposes?
Not even close.
On the surface without a shield? We're target practice.
I'm acutely aware of that, Major, but thank you for reinforcing it.
LFLt. Ford
Gateship One, ready to go.
Gateship One? A little Puddle Jumper like this?
LFLt. Ford
It's a ship, it goes through a gate. Gateship One!
Oh, no, no, no, that's all wrong.
LFLt. Ford
Dr. McKay thought it was cool.
Oh, okay, well, it's official... You don't get to name anything. Ever. [into radio] Flight, this is... Puddle Jumper!
This is Flight, I thought we were going with Gateship? [Weir gives him a stern, questioning look]
Negative, Flight.
Stand by. [to Weir] It's a ship, it goes through the gate. I thought... Fine. Puddle Jumper, you are clear to go.
Roger that. Dial it up, lieutenant.
[In the puddle jumper, a heads-up display appears out of nowhere.]
LFLt. Ford
Did you do that?
I-I was just wondering where we go from here.
LFLt. Ford
I'll take that as a yes. So how do we find them once we land?
Well, I've been thinking about that, too.
[A nearby compartment opens up and dispenses a life signs detector. Sheppard tucks it into his vest.]
Now I'm thinking about a nice turkey sandwich.
[Ford and Sheppard look around expectantly. Nothing happens. Ford shrugs.]
LFLt. Ford
Worth a try.
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