LFLt. Ford
[Smiling] So, we got ourselves a life-signs detector.
[looks aggravated] We can name it later.
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Go to hell.
Earth first!
[Sheppard shoots Wraith in the hand, but they capture him]
How's the hand?
[Hand heals] Much better.
Sorry to hear that.
[After they have arrived home on Atlantis]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Atlantis. Please remain seated until the Puddle-Jumper has come to a full and complete stop.
[about John and Teyla's exchange]
[wistfully] How come I never make friends like that?
You really need to get out more.
We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
[suddenly looking suspiciously at his kebab] Is there lemon in this?! [He hurries off to find out]
[After Weir reminds Sheppard of his status as Atlantis' military leader]
You do realize that could get us into all sorts of trouble, right?
[Beckett is explaining that his innoculation uses a mouse retrovirus]
Well, are there any side-effects?
Dry mouth, headache, the irresistible urge to run on a small wheel...
[Weir interrupts McKay and Sheppard "testing" an Ancient shield]
I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
[proudly] I shot him. [Dr. Weir gives him a stern look] In the leg!
I'm invulnerable!
Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
[sing-song] IN - VUL - NER - ABLE!
Ok, take it off
Oh, you're just jealous.
Oh yes. Green with envy.
I wouldn't have thought you believed in ghosts.
I never used to, then I learned about things called Wraiths that can suck the life out of you with their hands. [raises hand, gestures demonstratively] What the hell is that?
He fainted.
Oh, there's got to be a better word.
"Faint" is the proper medical term.
[defensively] I passed out from... manly hunger.
Well, hang in there. [over radio] Dr. Weir, this is Sheppard. McKay's okay. [smirks] He, uh, he fainted.
[Beckett grins]
Oh yeah, that's very sympathetic. Let's all mock the dying man!
[about the transporter]
Apparently it's also an elevator.
Really?
We can stop taking the stairs everywhere.
[sarcastically] Oh, how nice for you all.
[lighting a candle] Teyla told the Athosian children that lighting a candle would help protect them.
And you're doing it because...
[beat] It's gonna get dark in here.
Hmm. [turns on his flashlight]
[about the entity]
It's coming. I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Size doesn't matter.
That's a myth.
It'll fit. It traps the entity in subspace. You just just have to make sure it gets all the way in the containment vessel before you shut it off.
LFLt. Ford
Why'd you close the door?
So that when the Stargate shuts down and the forward section is severed, we're not directly exposed to space.
LFLt. Ford
Will it hold?
Like a screen door on a submarine. I just prefer hypoxia to explosive decompression. It's a personal thing.
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