I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I didn't even know you had feelings.
Of course, I do! I just don't show them to everyone. I don't know why I make an exception for you.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
We can forget about the party because guess what? We're probably getting arrested instead.
No way, I didn't put on underwear for nothing.
Our ship might not be the biggest, and we might do the missions nobody else wants, but we are still Starfleet. My crew deals with just as much **** as Picard's or any other. We might be California class, but we are the best at what we do. I'm Captain Carol Freeman. This is my crew. And you are letting us into that party!
Aw, crates!
Hold on, what's in them?
Limited edition Commander Data bubble bath
You sure this isn't a Lore?
Meh, a couple might be Lores.
Woah. I've never been on a station this old. It's like a whole city.
Yeah, it's great, but it kind of smells like pee sometimes.
SRSamannthan Rutherford
We can escape through the maintenance hatch.
It was sealed off months ago. Don't you remember?
No, Tendi, I don't remember, and that's the problem. My whole deal is repairing starships. If I can't fix this little toy, then I don't even know who I am anymore.
You're still Samathan Rutherford.
Am I? The old me was better. I can't figure out his notes and I'm like a year behind being friends with you. It's like I'm competing with my own ghost.
I should disintegrate you for stranding me on Ceti Alpha IV which, I'll have you know, is much worse than Ceti Alpha V!
I don't strand people!
She stranded me on Rubicon III.
You stranded yourself.
Pfft. What about on Axelus?
Ok, yeah, I stranded you there.
After a long day of working on the ship, nothing relaxes me like building a smaller version of the ship.
There's no need to feel embarrassed.
DEDoopler Emissary
Thank you, you're very kind. Wait! That's what someone says when there is a reason to be embarrassed!
Okay, I'm just not gonna say anything. We can just be silent.
DEDoopler Emissary
… She's giving us the silent treatment! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
Okay, I'm sorry I left you on Ceti Alpha. I really thought there was life there.
I'll send you the location, but you still owe me.
I owe a foot up your ass!
Your pagh is weak, and it disgusts me!
DEDoopler Emissary
I don't even know what that is, but I don't like your tone!
Okona is in there?!
BBouncer
He's the DJ.
What? He's not even Starfleet! This is outrageous!
Boimler's my number one, now he has to grow a beard!
So what has you seeking asylum? Religious persecution? Leading a rebellion? Some sort of sex stuff?
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