We spend all of our time with Mariner. Pretty sure we'd know if she was the perfect weapon. Most of the time, she's napping.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
So I was reading up on the Mugato. Did you know they have alternative pronunciations? Mugatu, Mugutu, and Gumato? Isn't that neat and inconsistent?
Hm.
Dude, I'm talking alien pronunciations here. That's, like, your favorite thing. What's up?
You all got the briefing. No weapons. These Mugutus are endangered, and their genitals are sensitive to phaser fire.
Poisonous, carnivorous, strength of ten men? Ha, sound like my ex.
When I picked you for this job, I was counting on you to give up.
Well, maybe the old Tendi was a pushover, but a lot's changed since slightly earlier today.
Let's hit the phaser range. I need moving targets.
This isn't work. We're playing Diplomats!
And we're at a crucial point in the negotiations. We're both about to lose!
Why is that good?
If both sides are equally unsatisfied with the negotiation, you can close the deal.
What's got you so jumpy?
Just excited to see a mugato.
Oh, you would be. Just stay out of my way down there. Or else.
Ahh! Or else what?
I don't know, we'll get poisoned by a mugato – you guys are so weird, sometimes.
KKynk
Hey, no need for this. We're licensed businessmen.
Oh really? You have a permit?
KKynk
Yes, a permit to whip you!
Even if we did believe you, how do you explain the Atlantis? Half the crew disappeared with no explanation.
Did you eat them?!
Congratulations. You got me.
I- I just don't understand. Why not just get your exam?
You want me to see a doctor? I AM the doctor!
D'Vana Tendi, as she chases T'Ana for her physical: Bad Dr. T'Ana! Bad!
I wish Mariner was a super soldier.
Or if only we had special powers.
Wait, we do. I mean, maybe not here, but here.
Our skin!
Our brains. It's our brains.
Brains, right. Brains are inside of our skin.
Oh, Mariner, what's happening?
Those two beautiful, nerdy men are negotiating us to safety using the power of math.
T'Ana,to Shaxs: Mugato venom can have latent effects, so I'll need to check on you later… in your quarters. I just got my physical. I could heal you all night.
Now that's confidence. You really showed me something today, kid.
Thank you, doctor.
But this isn't your patient, so get the *bleep* out of our way!
Yes, doctor.
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