It is a very special day in Bikini Bottom.
[Screen moves from Bikini Bottom Island to Boating School]
I'm ready! [walking up to Mrs. Puff's Boating School with Patrick] I'm ready! I'm ready! Patrick, did you bring my flashcards?
Right here, buddy. [takes them out of his pocket] Everything you need to pass the test is on these cards. [eats the cards] Mmm.
No, Patrick!
Hey, learning tastes good.
Patrick, I needed those.
Oh, fiddlesticks. You've taken that driving test more times than anyone.
57 times.
Well then, 58 is your lucky number. You're gonna pass that driving test, SpongeBob, because you're a winner.
I'm a winner?
Who's a winner?
[sadly] I'm a winner.
Who's a winner?
[cheered up a little] I'm a winner.
Who's a winner?!
I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I'm a winner! [runs into the classroom]
1 minute, 37 seconds later... [SpongeBob walks up crying]
How'd you do, winner? [SpongeBob's crying continues] Let's see that license.
I didn't get a license, Patrick.
Are they gonna mail it to ya?
No, Patrick, I failed the boating test. I guess 58 wasn't my lucky number after all.
No way! 58 is, like, the luckiest number ever! The test must be rigged.
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