[Patrick is driving with SpongeBob when suddenly the green light turns red] It's a red light, Patrick! [Patrick runs through red lights] Patrick, you just ran three red lights!
So?
You're suppose to stop!
[shows his license] I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.
[finally snaps] Driving genius?! Would a genius make an illegal U-turn... through an orphanage?!
They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about?
I should've gotten that license! And this should be MY boat mobile!
How can you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!
If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!
I'm not rubbing my license in your face! This is rubbing my license in your face! [takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face--literally--which makes muffled noises]
[fixes his face and then takes Patrick's license from his hand] Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! [tears up Patrick's license and laughs. The pieces of the license fly into the cop's hands]
Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. [drives off after SpongeBob and Patrick]
It's the police!
[over speaker] Pull it over, litterbug!
Litterbug?! No! [drives faster]
Ooh, I got me a runner. [a bunch of police cars follow him]
Patrick, what do you think you're doing?!
I don't know! I don't have a license anymore! [drives around a car]
Look out! [Patrick drives through a sign, then off a cliff into the front lot of the Bikini Bottom Jail]
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