[Spongebob plays Squidward's clarinet for the realtor]
Okay. I really don't want to hear another one.
[talking like Squidward] Okay. [plays the clarinet again]
I really don't want to hear more, thank you.
I hear you loud and clear. [When SpongeBob play the clarinet the third time, Squidward opens the door]
Stop! Get away from her! [to the realtor] Oh, I am so sorry, Ma'am. I hope these two [turns to SpongeBob and Patrick] barnacle heads [turns back to the realtor] haven't harmed you in any way.
Who are you?
Why, I'm Squidward.
What kind of fool do you take me for? [points to Patrick] He's Squidward. [points to SpongeBob] He's Squidward. [points to Squidward] You're Squidward? I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?!
[with a pickle on his face imitating Squidward] Meow.
I'm out of here.
Ma'am, please! What about my house?
I wouldn't sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on Earth!
Wait!
Don't...
Go!
[screams, runs out of his house, and holds onto the realtor's leg and skirt. The realtor is dragging him, as she's about to leave] No, no, no, no, no! Please sell my house!
NEVER!!! [drives away]
Don't leave me here! [starts crying]
Happy Opposite Day, Squidward! We hate you!
[looks livid then calms down] Let me show you guys how much I HATE YOU.
[Squidward leaves; the ground rumbles and SpongeBob and Patrick scream and run off; reveals Squidward driving the bulldozer used to dismantle SpongeBob's house with; the two run away]
Patrick, do you ever feel that Squidward likes us too much?!
HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!!!!
[Squidward laughs evilly as he continues chasing them as they run away into the distance, ending the episode]
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