[SpongeBob's doorbell rings]
Company! I hate company. [rushes to the door] Who's there?
It's Patrick!
Patrick... go away! I never want to see you again! [giggles, but Patrick starts to cry]
[sobbing] SpongeBob doesn't like me anymore!
[opens the door] That's right. You're my worst enemy.
[Patrick falls to the ground and bawls]
Patrick, you're not really not my friend. It's just Opposite Day!
Opposite Day? Hey, I've heard of that!
You have?
No! What is it?
Well, whatever you normally do, today you do the opposite.
Oh! Let me try! Let me try! [holds his breath for about 6 seconds then turns purple]
Patrick! Patrick, breathe!
[Patrick takes a deep breath in and pants]
Not that opposite. Let me show you how to do it the wrong way!
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