[worried] I got to get my brain working on this! [Sandy smacks her head and warbles. Inside her head, a smaller Sandy is in an exercise wheel hooked up to Sandy's brain. She wakes up, runs in the wheel, then hears an alarm ringing. She looks at the alarm, thinks then snaps her fingers.]
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Hmm? Hmm. Aha! [She flexes her finger, which shows its muscles. She turns off the alarm, looks at the camera, and smiles.]
[snaps out of trance] I see the problem! [to her head] Thanks, brain! [jams SpongeBob's finger into the switch, and it bounces off] Your spongy finger is just too darn soft and cute to press the switch.
Don't worry, darling. I'll fix it. [Sandy snaps a bone through SpongeBob's finger. SpongeBob goes to shut off his alarm, but smashes it into a hole in the ground.]
Let me try a little... [shakes the ball hard] Hmm. Or maybe some of this. [gnaws on the ball, then sets it down] Well, that didn't work. [bangs head] Come on, brain! [fade into her brain, Brain Sandy dances around like a chicken, clucks, snaps fingers] That's it! I need to use good old farm science on this one! [clucks, covers the Dutchman's ball with her tail]
Hey, what are you doing? Ow! [egg timer clicking, bell dings and the ball hatches] Hey! You hatched me good! [realizes] Wait a minute. I'm still tiny. [angry] What gives, Sandy?
[salutes] You can count on me, sir. [presses a button and her rocket rises from her treedome, she launches herself through a window] Hyah! Mm... [she sits down and pulls a lever to launch the rocket] Yahoo! [The rocket launches through the air, hitting a seagull out of the way. It flies next to Earth. A giant hand comes out of the rocket.] Pardon me, Earth, [moves earth] you'll need to scooch over a bit.[The meteor flies past the Earth.] [wipes forehead] Phew! [The meteor changes its course and flies back for Earth. An alarm blares.] Wuh-oh! [looks at monitor] That sidewinding stone is a-coming back. [pulls a lever and grunts, The rocket pulls out a spray bottle and extinguishes the meteor.] Bad meteor, bad! [Meteor cries, flies away, Sandy's ship flies back to Earth, which grows a face.]
Me finally happy! [grunts, throws Larry's car, which explodes, Townsfolk starts running and screaming, Pecan Sandy roars and throws a trash can at a fish. A building collapses. The townsfolk run up to Sandy's dome and pound on the glass.]
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Sandy, help us![Narlene and Sandy ignore them, continuing to listen to music. Fade to black.]