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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 12

“Boss for a Day” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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“Boss for a Day” · Season 12

In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Patrick (1), Mr. Krabs (1)

Just wait 'til you see what I've done to your restaurant. [pulling the wheelchair and headed to the Krusty Krab and looks around him and his customers] Nothing. Is it great? Everything's just how you left it. Whenever we have a problem around here, I ask myself what would Mr. Krabs do. [turns Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and makes Mr. Krabs dizzy] And I do that! I even hired a new fry cook since I'm too busy being the boss now. [turns Mr. Krabs' wheelchair to see the new fry cook] Just like you would have done.

[Mr. Krabs makes weird angry sounds and Patrick wearing SpongeBob's pants and spatula is in his bellybutton and put it back and he tried to eat a patty]

Don't worry, I taught him everything I know. [turns Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and makes Mr. Krabs dizzy again]

[Patrick puts the spatula in his mouth and grabs the ketchup. He puts the spatula back in his hand, and the spatula is drooling. He then flips the ketchup with the spatula and puts it on the grill, but the grill is burning, and the ketchup is about to explode. Squidward is reading his book while his shift. Then, his face, part of his book, and one of the windows are covered with ketchup.]

Order up! [Squidward gets very angry]

You'll have a better view of my managerial magic from over here. [turns Mr. Krabs' wheelchair and makes Mr. Krabs dizzy again]

[looking around while the Krusty Krab languishes in a state of disaster] What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?!

[Mr. Krabs becomes enraged, while SpongeBob pulls his face in a mixture of nervousness and panic.]

[shouting] EVERYBODY STOOOOOOOP!!!

[All the customers froze in place.]

Mr. Krabs! You're all better! Sorry I let you down. All I wanted was to be a good boss, just like you!

Oh well, there is no need to get your sails in a twist about it boy. Nobody's just like me, especially you. Besides, you saved me months in that there body cast. If it weren't for the rage I felt watching you destroy me restaurant, I woulda never forced me body to heal so quickly!

Oh, so in a way, I’ve done good, huh?

Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not even close! You were the worst boss ever! I’m gonna have to dock your pay for decades, just to cover all the damage you caused! [laughs and turns on fan as he walks away]

SpongeBob: Oh, thanks Mr. Krabs! [spins along with the fan] You're the best boss everrrrrr!!!!!

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