SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 10
“Krusty Katering” · Season 10
In this episode: Squidward (2), Mr. Krabs (2), Patrick (1), Frankie Billy (1)
Hey, kids, I'm a... [The kids scream at Patrick's clown outfit. Patrick screams and hides in the coral tree]
Hey, I'm not paying you to play hide-and-seek! These children want to be entertained! Get down here! [shakes the tree and Patrick falls off the tree]
Whoa. [belches] This must be the place. [enters Ms. Mildred's room] Hello? Ooh.
[In the middle of the room, there is a large water bed]
Ooh-ee. That is one big—water bed? [touches the bed and it ripples up to the top.
[On top of the bed, Billy is up there bouncing on it]
Birthday cake!
Dogfish!
Hi, Daddy!
Don't call me that! And stop jumping on that water bed! You'll pop it!
Okay, Daddy!
[climbs up to the top] Get over here! [jumps on the bed to grab Billy, but misses]
Hah, Daddy!
Why, you little... [jumps on the bed to grab Billy, but misses again. He growls and tries to catch Billy. However, his pointy feet pops the water bed]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Uh-oh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[The water bed explodes water]
:[wanders into the fray of the party with a plate of Krabby Patties and his bottom lip pulled straight up over his nose] Krabby Patty? Krabby Patty?
[A dirt-covered little boy runs up to Squidward and starts touching the patties]
Ooh, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
[His nose slips out from his bottom lip and he holds the plate away from the boy] You're contaminating the food! Just pick one. [He holds the plate out to the boy again, but the boy sneezes on him- and the plate of patties. The octopus looks in horror at the plate of Krabby Patties covered in snot. The boy takes a Krabby Patty and runs off, laughing. Squidward shakes himself off] I'VE BEEN INFECTED!!!! [More children come and munch on the infected Patties. Squidward retches, causing the children to scream]
Who wants food? I'm a mindless drone with food, working for the man. [picks his teeth with a toothpick and then notices the band. There's even a clarinet player. He's so entranced that his eyes pop out onto the patties
Eh-hem.
[stuffs the plate of patties into her mouth] Here you go, princess. [rubs his hands together, chuckling]
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