:[wanders into the fray of the party with a plate of Krabby Patties and his bottom lip pulled straight up over his nose] Krabby Patty? Krabby Patty?
[A dirt-covered little boy runs up to Squidward and starts touching the patties]
Ooh, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
[His nose slips out from his bottom lip and he holds the plate away from the boy] You're contaminating the food! Just pick one. [He holds the plate out to the boy again, but the boy sneezes on him- and the plate of patties. The octopus looks in horror at the plate of Krabby Patties covered in snot. The boy takes a Krabby Patty and runs off, laughing. Squidward shakes himself off] I'VE BEEN INFECTED!!!! [More children come and munch on the infected Patties. Squidward retches, causing the children to scream]
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